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The Snarky Preacher ™
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🇺🇲🦅 in exile in 🇨🇦🫎

Don't Give Up The Ship.

Holier Than Thou. Twitter Refugee. I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Moneychangers driven from temples while you wait. Parody. Calling out the Orange Antichrist.

The Owls are not what they seem.
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How he made it through Officer Candidate School, let alone Basic Training, is utterly beyond me. Geneva conventions, unlawful orders and duty to disobey are instilled in every recruit until they can recite them in their sleep.
December 1, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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For the first time in my life, I'm stumped for words...
December 1, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Oi
December 1, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Don't threaten us with a good time
December 1, 2025 at 8:48 PM
December 1, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Calling them heartless bastards is an insult to heartless bastards everywhere

They. Are. Evil.
December 1, 2025 at 8:32 PM