she had dermals in her back dimples and THIS IS HOW I KNOW THERE IS NO GOD

4. bruising/mould/uniformity – flip the punnet over. check all straws are a good size. ideally there’s no bruising but you can decide how much is acceptable. repeat as necessary.

and that’s it! enjoy ya strawbs

1. leaves – plush and bright green indicates freshness. bonus if there’s a stalk – if the cut end is slightly withered or curled, it’s less fresh
2. colour – vivid to deep red ideal for ripeness
3. size – smaller is sweeter
this narrows the field considerably. if i don’t see any of these, i walk

digging thru trays of sticky dusty balls of acrylic finally paid off!!!!!

friday. last chance rock n roll bar. i’m going to sustain eye contact. five seconds minimum. i’m going to talk to someone.

there is not any particularly strong evidence that study of the humanities make people good people. the elites of many brutal empires were extremely well-read!

it’s been an eye opener and i want to be less opportunistic and more selective abt dates ykno. but the exp has been important.

like it’s a platform where personality is front and centre which works for me bc i don’t wanna work to get good pics! also a frankly funny inversion of the Gender dynamic where women have to open. only issue is not knowing what they look like til the pic swap…

only joking…i do need to improve social skills and time tho. maybe one day i will become an extrovert

the demisexuals are driving me crazy. took a whole ass day to get a pic and find out they’re not my type!!!!! i just gotta ask straight up now this is not ok

i was gonna grab some boxes for the fridge and also half-price weiss bars. gave up after an hour of trying to find parking. and tomorrow i gotta bin my machete! i found out abt the amnesty an hour ago!!!

post downvoted for having ‘Asian’ in the title but i got two dates before mods deleted. huge!!!! vs zero from tinder this past year.

bro???? reddit came thru?????

like i’ve been so surprised by the prevalence of asians in media and advertising that i’ve forgotten this country’s vitriol for us