maggie
@maggienotmaggs.bsky.social
they say that these are not the best of times, but they’re the only times i’ve ever known
maggiecmckenna.substack.com
maggiecmckenna.substack.com
is he single?
WATCH: Trump shows his middle finger and appears to say "fuck you" after Ford worker yells "pedophile protector" - TMZ
January 14, 2026 at 1:49 PM
is he single?
if he has dementia and needs things labeled can he at least not be the fucking tackiest
The White House has added a new sign above the Rose Garden reading “The Rose Garden.”
January 13, 2026 at 4:59 PM
if he has dementia and needs things labeled can he at least not be the fucking tackiest
a second plane has hit the club chalamet towers.
Timothée Chalamet thanked Kylie Jenner at the Critics Choice Awards, where he won best actor: "Thank you for our foundation. I love you," he said.
Timothée Chalamet tells Kylie Jenner 'I love you' from awards podium
Timothée Chalamet thanked Kylie Jenner at the Critics Choice Awards, where he won best actor: "Thank you for our foundation. I love you," he said.
bit.ly
January 5, 2026 at 12:48 PM
a second plane has hit the club chalamet towers.
the good news is that this mf’er is going to be dead soon.
Trump on Venezuela: "We're going to run the country until such time as we can do a safe, proper, and judicious transition"
January 3, 2026 at 6:04 PM
the good news is that this mf’er is going to be dead soon.
“stranger things” has been not great this season yet i very much ugly cried at that finale, oof.
January 2, 2026 at 1:20 AM
“stranger things” has been not great this season yet i very much ugly cried at that finale, oof.
finding another liberal at a party in one of the reddest counties in jersey
a man in a black leather jacket is kneeling on the ground
ALT: a man in a black leather jacket is kneeling on the ground
media.tenor.com
January 1, 2026 at 12:46 AM
finding another liberal at a party in one of the reddest counties in jersey
17 years since i peaked.
December 23, 2025 at 1:53 AM
17 years since i peaked.
i wonder what it’s like on earth 2 where nothing happened this year and president kamala is minding her own business
December 18, 2025 at 2:18 AM
i wonder what it’s like on earth 2 where nothing happened this year and president kamala is minding her own business
did he just go face first into a mound of coke before getting on camera
December 18, 2025 at 2:14 AM
did he just go face first into a mound of coke before getting on camera
he really sucks without an audience. this is just yelling into the ether.
December 18, 2025 at 2:11 AM
he really sucks without an audience. this is just yelling into the ether.
jesus christ will someone just do it already
December 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
jesus christ will someone just do it already
what in the Jackie Jormp Jomp
this bit from the new jimmy stewart biopic trailer is straight out of 30 rock lmaoooo
December 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
what in the Jackie Jormp Jomp
so I think my date tonight might be in the CIA??
December 16, 2025 at 11:10 PM
so I think my date tonight might be in the CIA??
i wrote about taste, MAGA and trump (spoiler: he has none!) open.substack.com/pub/maggiecm...
On Bad Bunny, the Kennedy Center, and Queening Out To "Phantom Of The Opera"
When the tyranny of the minority dictates taste, it never goes well.
open.substack.com
December 11, 2025 at 3:03 PM
i wrote about taste, MAGA and trump (spoiler: he has none!) open.substack.com/pub/maggiecm...
the comic sans administration.
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:47 PM
the comic sans administration.
ugh dammit.
Raul Malo, the operatic vocalist and co-founder of the Grammy-winning, Latin-tinged country band the Mavericks, has died at age 60.
Access the free article here: www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
Access the free article here: www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
December 9, 2025 at 3:03 PM
ugh dammit.
remember when people cared about Spotify Wrapped
December 3, 2025 at 5:34 PM
remember when people cared about Spotify Wrapped
november was a wild month. the olivia nuzzi/ryan lizza/mark sanford/rfk jr disgusting-ness. bisexual trump. lil jon on the macy’s parade. just a lot happening.
December 1, 2025 at 7:23 PM
november was a wild month. the olivia nuzzi/ryan lizza/mark sanford/rfk jr disgusting-ness. bisexual trump. lil jon on the macy’s parade. just a lot happening.
“lil jon is doing “turn down for what” on the toys r us float” is not a sentence i expected to say ever.
November 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
“lil jon is doing “turn down for what” on the toys r us float” is not a sentence i expected to say ever.
if olivia nuzzi can be a terrible writer and still get paid for it, so can i. i do draw the line at mark sanford and rfk jr, however. substack.com/@maggiecmcke...
On The Prodigal Son, Marjorie Taylor Greene, And "I Told You So"
I haven’t retained much from Catholic school, other than being told I was going to Hell for pretty much anything I did, but I do at least remember the parable of the prodigal son.
substack.com
November 19, 2025 at 5:33 PM
if olivia nuzzi can be a terrible writer and still get paid for it, so can i. i do draw the line at mark sanford and rfk jr, however. substack.com/@maggiecmcke...
this tracks tbh.
My working theory is now that she tried to seduce Joe Biden and he politely turned her down.
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
this tracks tbh.
forget whoever olivia nuzzi slept with, it still didn’t make her a good writer.
November 18, 2025 at 1:03 PM
forget whoever olivia nuzzi slept with, it still didn’t make her a good writer.
society if trump had let himself queen out instead of embracing fascism
November 14, 2025 at 11:56 PM
society if trump had let himself queen out instead of embracing fascism