Maggie May’s Human
@maggiemayshuman.bsky.social
Old woman with a purse dog. Always a California girl and I say ‘fuck’ a lot! Escapee from X hell and recovering, but tRump is seriously fucking up my retirement. Show me joy and hope. 🚫NO BIO=MUTE🚫 DM=BLOCK🚫ONLYFANS-GET OVER YOURSELF🚫
Well done nephew! 🫢
December 5, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Well done nephew! 🫢
20. But I did just recently find out I’m not as old as Polaroid cameras. 😬
December 5, 2025 at 5:12 PM
20. But I did just recently find out I’m not as old as Polaroid cameras. 😬
We figured out how to make a call with one of these on the phone- the key, of course, was with my parents. Do I get all the points now?
December 5, 2025 at 5:10 PM
We figured out how to make a call with one of these on the phone- the key, of course, was with my parents. Do I get all the points now?
And there you are!
December 5, 2025 at 4:43 PM
And there you are!
I’m sorry for you, but that’s funny as hell! I would’ve fallen asleep in French class too.
December 3, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I’m sorry for you, but that’s funny as hell! I would’ve fallen asleep in French class too.
Jack, you win!
November 18, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Jack, you win!
Did grandma need an orgasm?
November 6, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Did grandma need an orgasm?
He really does have an overblown opinion of his less than mediocre self
November 5, 2025 at 3:54 PM
He really does have an overblown opinion of his less than mediocre self