magdalyn
@magduffs.bsky.social
isweartogawd i love being a regular at a bar. like tonight the bartender knows that sometimes the light fixture next to my fav seat is too bright, so he unscrewed two of the bulbs and rotated it so the lights faced the other way. like are you fucking kidding me 😭😭😭😭
November 3, 2025 at 12:31 AM
isweartogawd i love being a regular at a bar. like tonight the bartender knows that sometimes the light fixture next to my fav seat is too bright, so he unscrewed two of the bulbs and rotated it so the lights faced the other way. like are you fucking kidding me 😭😭😭😭
someone asked me if my costume was french eminem (i was run DMC) and i said wait you mean j’eminem??
November 1, 2025 at 8:48 AM
someone asked me if my costume was french eminem (i was run DMC) and i said wait you mean j’eminem??
“would you like an entire pine glass of whole milk within your first hour or two of waking?”
“dear god no.”
“what if i told you it also had 4 ounces of espresso plus a fashion of sweet flavoring of some kind?”
“dear god no.”
“what if i told you it also had 4 ounces of espresso plus a fashion of sweet flavoring of some kind?”
July 22, 2025 at 7:24 PM
“would you like an entire pine glass of whole milk within your first hour or two of waking?”
“dear god no.”
“what if i told you it also had 4 ounces of espresso plus a fashion of sweet flavoring of some kind?”
“dear god no.”
“what if i told you it also had 4 ounces of espresso plus a fashion of sweet flavoring of some kind?”
just thinkin about kurt russell in the 80s/90s 😌
December 10, 2024 at 6:19 AM
just thinkin about kurt russell in the 80s/90s 😌