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Funny girl
Banshee ☀️
Bride to be of Andy LaPlegua
Atlanta 🍑
Banshee ☀️
Bride to be of Andy LaPlegua
Atlanta 🍑
One of my very favorite movies #peanutbutterfalcon
a man in a wheelchair talking to another man in a corn field
ALT: a man in a wheelchair talking to another man in a corn field
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February 2, 2025 at 2:33 PM
One of my very favorite movies #peanutbutterfalcon
Why does RFK Jr breathe like my 14 year old pug?
January 31, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Why does RFK Jr breathe like my 14 year old pug?
Imagine trying to fight me and I pull your pants down
January 31, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Imagine trying to fight me and I pull your pants down
This one goes out to Trump and everyone who voted for him:
I HATE YOU BITCH.
I AINT NEVER GON’ STOP HATIN YOU, BIIIIIIITCH
I HATE YOU BITCH.
I AINT NEVER GON’ STOP HATIN YOU, BIIIIIIITCH
January 27, 2025 at 7:42 PM
This one goes out to Trump and everyone who voted for him:
I HATE YOU BITCH.
I AINT NEVER GON’ STOP HATIN YOU, BIIIIIIITCH
I HATE YOU BITCH.
I AINT NEVER GON’ STOP HATIN YOU, BIIIIIIITCH
“GENIE!
For my second wish I’d like accordions for legs!”
For my second wish I’d like accordions for legs!”
January 24, 2025 at 1:26 PM
“GENIE!
For my second wish I’d like accordions for legs!”
For my second wish I’d like accordions for legs!”
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❤️ New Orleans
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Via: youngfellazbrassband/IG
January 22, 2025 at 2:34 PM
❤️ New Orleans
Via: youngfellazbrassband/IG
Via: youngfellazbrassband/IG
I aspire to be one of those people with a library of Vinyl records.
Floor to ceiling joy.
Floor to ceiling joy.
January 22, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I aspire to be one of those people with a library of Vinyl records.
Floor to ceiling joy.
Floor to ceiling joy.
The silver lining here is that your critical thinking skills are among the highest in the country. 🦋
January 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM
The silver lining here is that your critical thinking skills are among the highest in the country. 🦋
How it feels posting on Bluesky
January 16, 2025 at 1:09 PM
How it feels posting on Bluesky
I don’t want to be pretty, I want to be #Benegesserit
January 13, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I don’t want to be pretty, I want to be #Benegesserit
Was feeling really lazy about my appearance today until I saw my hot af fiance walk through the door and I suddenly felt the need to match that energy cuz right now he looks like a snack and I look like a chewed up piece of bubblegum with a shoe print on it.
December 5, 2024 at 3:33 PM
Was feeling really lazy about my appearance today until I saw my hot af fiance walk through the door and I suddenly felt the need to match that energy cuz right now he looks like a snack and I look like a chewed up piece of bubblegum with a shoe print on it.
No one to cut off in 2025 cuz I don’t fuck with people I don’t like.
December 4, 2024 at 7:34 PM
No one to cut off in 2025 cuz I don’t fuck with people I don’t like.
Especially when it’s cold outside, I remember the nights I spent on park benches and sewer tunnels in my teens. It would shock you to learn how cold it can get during Arizona winters. That kind of trauma never leaves you, but it can make you so grateful for the warmth of your bed now.
December 4, 2024 at 12:30 PM
Especially when it’s cold outside, I remember the nights I spent on park benches and sewer tunnels in my teens. It would shock you to learn how cold it can get during Arizona winters. That kind of trauma never leaves you, but it can make you so grateful for the warmth of your bed now.
I don’t think anything will infuriate me quite like the way Lindsey Lohan does in her portrayal of being high on edibles. Coming from someone who’s been high than Richard Pryor, I expect better. #ourlittlesecret
December 1, 2024 at 11:39 PM
I don’t think anything will infuriate me quite like the way Lindsey Lohan does in her portrayal of being high on edibles. Coming from someone who’s been high than Richard Pryor, I expect better. #ourlittlesecret
The 2000s were wild because if you were a woman with tattoos you were either a Suicide Girl or got really annoyed when someone asked if you were a suicide girl
December 1, 2024 at 8:41 AM
The 2000s were wild because if you were a woman with tattoos you were either a Suicide Girl or got really annoyed when someone asked if you were a suicide girl
Ok but why do my mans farts sound like the creaky floorboards of a haunted house?
November 29, 2024 at 12:41 PM
Ok but why do my mans farts sound like the creaky floorboards of a haunted house?
Literally cannot watch the #westminsterdogshow without quoting Best in Show every 30 seconds.
a man in a suit and tie is talking to a woman in a blue headband .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking to a woman in a blue headband .
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November 28, 2024 at 5:34 PM
Literally cannot watch the #westminsterdogshow without quoting Best in Show every 30 seconds.
It’s too early for Jimmy Fallon to be on this much ❄️ #thanksgivingdayparade
November 28, 2024 at 1:47 PM
It’s too early for Jimmy Fallon to be on this much ❄️ #thanksgivingdayparade
I have a very particular set of skills.
*hands you a list of all the potato dishes I can make.
*hands you a list of all the potato dishes I can make.
November 28, 2024 at 12:19 PM
I have a very particular set of skills.
*hands you a list of all the potato dishes I can make.
*hands you a list of all the potato dishes I can make.
If there really were a god than I’d hate him for making a possums lifespan 1-2 years. Like, what a dick.
November 28, 2024 at 12:09 PM
If there really were a god than I’d hate him for making a possums lifespan 1-2 years. Like, what a dick.
6:30 am with my coffee.
Just sitting here thinking about the time I clothelined myself on a nylon cord from a tent while chasing a frog in front of Andy’s friends that I had just met.
Just sitting here thinking about the time I clothelined myself on a nylon cord from a tent while chasing a frog in front of Andy’s friends that I had just met.
November 27, 2024 at 11:44 AM
6:30 am with my coffee.
Just sitting here thinking about the time I clothelined myself on a nylon cord from a tent while chasing a frog in front of Andy’s friends that I had just met.
Just sitting here thinking about the time I clothelined myself on a nylon cord from a tent while chasing a frog in front of Andy’s friends that I had just met.
Jelly doughnut WITH cream
November 25, 2024 at 4:08 PM
Jelly doughnut WITH cream
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This message from Sturgill Simpson is everything 🔥🤘
November 24, 2024 at 10:43 PM
This message from Sturgill Simpson is everything 🔥🤘