Welp, the pink birb is ded.

We should just start a revolution.

Oh God, the lil paws!

So what, I should choose between an asshole, and a worse asshole? That's not a choice, it's a trap. I'm not gonna be labeled as an awful person because of the crap they do.

Neither candidate cares about the country, they just want the money and the fame. That's how it's always been.

The only right candidate.

Or better yet, don't vote, because both candidates are horrible people.

Cute gote.

I don't, mostly because I can't afford them. I have more important things to buy. 😞