Madrigal Bantham - Sarcastic Bard Extraordinaire
@madrigalbantham.bsky.social
🇨🇦 Educator. Historian and Climate Warrior. Tolkien Enthusiast. ADHD. Proud Single Dad. Fight Fascism. Knowledge destroys hate. 🇺🇦🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇯🇴 🌎Ally. D&D. Prog Rock. #ElbowsUp
Truth.
November 25, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Truth.
Yay! I made a list! @matchatea420.bsky.social had his little feelings hurt when I blocked him after he played the troll game. Such tender little feelings. Block him please.
November 22, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Yay! I made a list! @matchatea420.bsky.social had his little feelings hurt when I blocked him after he played the troll game. Such tender little feelings. Block him please.
November 20, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Mark 12:17
Jesus said to them, “Give to the emperor the things that are the emperor’s, and to God the things that are God’s.” And they were utterly amazed at him.
Jesus said to them, “Give to the emperor the things that are the emperor’s, and to God the things that are God’s.” And they were utterly amazed at him.
November 19, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Mark 12:17
Jesus said to them, “Give to the emperor the things that are the emperor’s, and to God the things that are God’s.” And they were utterly amazed at him.
Jesus said to them, “Give to the emperor the things that are the emperor’s, and to God the things that are God’s.” And they were utterly amazed at him.
November 16, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Trump inspired Christmas lights for Pennsylvania Avenue.
Bubba would be proud.
Bubba would be proud.
November 16, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Trump inspired Christmas lights for Pennsylvania Avenue.
Bubba would be proud.
Bubba would be proud.
Watching the leaves as they blew
Lost in the room with a view
Climb the walls
You did not know me at all
I fell through a hole in the floor
The audience cried out for more
Fadeaway
It's just another day
Lost in the room with a view
Climb the walls
You did not know me at all
I fell through a hole in the floor
The audience cried out for more
Fadeaway
It's just another day
November 11, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Watching the leaves as they blew
Lost in the room with a view
Climb the walls
You did not know me at all
I fell through a hole in the floor
The audience cried out for more
Fadeaway
It's just another day
Lost in the room with a view
Climb the walls
You did not know me at all
I fell through a hole in the floor
The audience cried out for more
Fadeaway
It's just another day
My ideal house. Great neighbours.
November 11, 2025 at 2:45 AM
My ideal house. Great neighbours.
Did I just hear someone say “Pssst…Splort”?
November 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Did I just hear someone say “Pssst…Splort”?
Canada has had Mr Canoehead as a superhero for decades!
November 10, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Canada has had Mr Canoehead as a superhero for decades!
Sometimes you have to hide from the world. But cuteness never changes.
November 8, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Sometimes you have to hide from the world. But cuteness never changes.
Muffin will get your ankles.
November 6, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Muffin will get your ankles.
November 6, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Picture yourself
Sleeping on a plane
There's something ticking in the overhead
And inside your brains
There's bodies in the water
And bodies in your basement
If heaven's for clean people
It's vacant
Sleeping on a plane
There's something ticking in the overhead
And inside your brains
There's bodies in the water
And bodies in your basement
If heaven's for clean people
It's vacant
November 4, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Picture yourself
Sleeping on a plane
There's something ticking in the overhead
And inside your brains
There's bodies in the water
And bodies in your basement
If heaven's for clean people
It's vacant
Sleeping on a plane
There's something ticking in the overhead
And inside your brains
There's bodies in the water
And bodies in your basement
If heaven's for clean people
It's vacant
November 3, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Hmmmm…tough call.
November 2, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Hmmmm…tough call.
Just a few.
November 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Just a few.
November 2, 2025 at 2:27 AM
November 2, 2025 at 1:09 AM
November 2, 2025 at 12:39 AM
November 1, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Kindness is so easy. We have way more than enough for everyone. Capitalism is the great evil. All for me, and none for thee.
November 1, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Kindness is so easy. We have way more than enough for everyone. Capitalism is the great evil. All for me, and none for thee.
Canada:
Suck it. Suck it long and suck it hard.
We aren’t your bitch Hassett.
Suck it. Suck it long and suck it hard.
We aren’t your bitch Hassett.
October 31, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Canada:
Suck it. Suck it long and suck it hard.
We aren’t your bitch Hassett.
Suck it. Suck it long and suck it hard.
We aren’t your bitch Hassett.
BREAKING: Pathetic orange man suffering from late stage dementia caught helicoptering his tiny mushroom for the Epsteinth time during talks in Asia.
October 30, 2025 at 3:13 AM
BREAKING: Pathetic orange man suffering from late stage dementia caught helicoptering his tiny mushroom for the Epsteinth time during talks in Asia.