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Dameyon.
@madpowerbomber.bsky.social
Just a nerd that writes elf-smut. Yes I have a real face, no I don't like posting it. It's a weird thing.

Side Quests & Halfling Tasks is the thing I write. It'll be posted somewhere some day.

NOTHING IS A SHOOT, EVERYTHING IS KAYFABE.
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What's a Dameyon?

I write stuff, mostly elf-smut and horror. I play video games a lot. I love comics and Pro-Wrestling. I'm not a fan of toxicity nor negativity. And I think I'm funny. I like funny.
Kevin Knight's NASA jacket is fly as fuck!
December 4, 2025 at 9:52 AM
My dear friend, @sirchristopher82.bsky.social , challenged me to write a ghost story some years ago. Some years later to today and I still got nothing. I'll figure it out eventually.
December 4, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Let's remake the Hobbit Trilogy into a single movie with PAC as Thorin and he just wrestles Smaug to death, runs a promo, beats Bilbo for the one-ring, and takes over Middle-earth.
December 4, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Reposted by Dameyon.
Dark Order will one day rise again
December 4, 2025 at 3:38 AM
After watching a conversation between two ladies with PhD's and fantastic accents discuss Clive Barker's work throughout his career, I decided to re-read / re-listen to all of it again from the beginning.
December 2, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Lets go bang bang gang!
November 30, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Speedball has to take the loss jn this match cuz im a Pac fan. Ive had no spoilers so I dunno!
November 30, 2025 at 12:49 PM
So splatterpunk was a horror literary movement in the late 1980s that died in the mid 1990s. So when i see people that say they write splatterpunk now days im like.... ehhhh no you dont. You write shocking horror sure, but it has no meaning. Splat had meaning.
November 27, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Kenny was bad. The Bucks were bad. Hangman did nothing wrong, but did burn a man's house down. Swerve is a baaaad man. Is this the new Elite?
November 27, 2025 at 8:53 AM
I fell asleep during Dynamite. I suck.
November 27, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Holy shit!
November 27, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I think that Kyle and Take are gonna break away from the BALD Guy Family in the near future. Okada is gonna stay cuz he's obviously having too much fun being a heel.
November 27, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I did try!
November 26, 2025 at 10:41 AM
The Bucks haven't fallen far enough, imo. I was hoping they'd end up with ring gear the equivalent of bag head Spider-Man.
November 20, 2025 at 1:16 AM
HBO Max works like a turd on t he Xboxo Sex edition.
November 20, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Having video issues.
November 20, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Ahhh, fuckit. Gonna go plug the Xbox back in.
November 17, 2025 at 8:56 AM
I am watching Hellraiser III while writing cuz im too lazy to reconnect the Xbox and watch the new Hellraiser boxed set I got. III is when it started to go down hill for me, though I really liked it when I was younger. IV isn't all that good either, and I refused to watch anything after that.
November 17, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Fuckin AEW, man. I dont think I've loved and adored another promotion in all of my time watching pro-wrestling- since 1982 - as much as I do AEW. Even with the missteps, the hiccups, the growing pains...
November 13, 2025 at 12:06 PM
I was just gonna call Darby a psychomathic as a failed attempt to blend psychopath and masochist, but now I just keep thinking about people that are psychotic about math.
November 13, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Tk needs to re-sign Abadon. I love them.
November 13, 2025 at 11:54 AM
I was watching Predator the other night with CC / Subtitles on and it said that the predator clicking noises were called "whiskering".

Also, Optimus Prime -- Peter Cullen himself -- is responsible for said whiskering.

Also, you, too, can do the whiskering. Just gargle like you would with water.
November 13, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Fuckin hell, Kyle! Thats two people that hit the Muta Scale tonight! Kyle and Skye!
November 13, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Pac out here looking like a carnival strongman.
November 13, 2025 at 11:42 AM
The only negative aspect of the women's blood and guts match is that Nyla Rose was not in it.
November 13, 2025 at 11:42 AM