MAD MAX BRONCOTANSKY
@madmaxbroncotansky.bsky.social
Broncos, Nuggets, Avalanche
Mile High City business
Nikola Jokic is god.
World’s okayest guitar player
Pinned
I DON’T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THAT CURLY HEADED FUCK MAHOLMES EVER AGAIN
JOHNNY THREE RINGS.
JOHNNY THE KILLER.
JOHNNY THE KILLER.
December 4, 2025 at 3:40 PM
JOHNNY THREE RINGS.
JOHNNY THE KILLER.
JOHNNY THE KILLER.
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HANG IT IN THE LOUVRE
December 4, 2025 at 4:21 AM
HANG IT IN THE LOUVRE
Dream job
Hey all,
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
Fellowship
theonion.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Dream job
The NNN (Negative Nancy Nuggets) Cree in shambles tonight
December 4, 2025 at 3:32 AM
The NNN (Negative Nancy Nuggets) Cree in shambles tonight
Copper Mountain is getting HAMMERED with snow and I have next Monday off.
#SurfColorado
#SurfColorado
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December 3, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Copper Mountain is getting HAMMERED with snow and I have next Monday off.
#SurfColorado
#SurfColorado
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Pass protection composite ratings week 13
December 3, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Pass protection composite ratings week 13
That’s why he searched for “patriots” and hopped in a stranger’s mentions to talk about the Broncos QB all morning.
Because he totally doesn’t care about the broncos lol
Because he totally doesn’t care about the broncos lol
December 3, 2025 at 5:13 PM
That’s why he searched for “patriots” and hopped in a stranger’s mentions to talk about the Broncos QB all morning.
Because he totally doesn’t care about the broncos lol
Because he totally doesn’t care about the broncos lol
Sure bud.
December 3, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Sure bud.
They just can stand that we’ve owned this cheating bozo for 25 years
December 3, 2025 at 4:17 PM
They just can stand that we’ve owned this cheating bozo for 25 years
Since #Patriots fans are flaring up like hemorrhoids again, I made this fun little infographic for everyone to use.
These guys were all Chiefs fans last season, so they need a little education on EXACTLY where they stand with the Broncos
These guys were all Chiefs fans last season, so they need a little education on EXACTLY where they stand with the Broncos
December 3, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Since #Patriots fans are flaring up like hemorrhoids again, I made this fun little infographic for everyone to use.
These guys were all Chiefs fans last season, so they need a little education on EXACTLY where they stand with the Broncos
These guys were all Chiefs fans last season, so they need a little education on EXACTLY where they stand with the Broncos
December 3, 2025 at 12:31 AM
December 2, 2025 at 7:52 PM
So sweepy.
December 2, 2025 at 7:51 PM
So sweepy.
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Denver can lose to GB & KC, then get the #1 seed if NE loses to BUF & BAL. 👀
We can't lose more games than they do and can't have two losses in conference (to maintain the tie break).
The race for the 1 seed isn't something we expected - what a special season.
We can't lose more games than they do and can't have two losses in conference (to maintain the tie break).
The race for the 1 seed isn't something we expected - what a special season.
Included is our best guess for the final playoff picture, along with a view of the standings if the season ended today:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/nfl...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/nfl...
2025 NFL Playoff Simulator: Each team's path to the postseason - The Athletic
NFL playoff picture and forecast for 2025. Track playoff chances, win projections, and season outlook for all teams.
www.nytimes.com
December 2, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Denver can lose to GB & KC, then get the #1 seed if NE loses to BUF & BAL. 👀
We can't lose more games than they do and can't have two losses in conference (to maintain the tie break).
The race for the 1 seed isn't something we expected - what a special season.
We can't lose more games than they do and can't have two losses in conference (to maintain the tie break).
The race for the 1 seed isn't something we expected - what a special season.
Probably gonna stream this on my Discord shortly after the game.
DM me if you want an invite.
DM me if you want an invite.
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December 2, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Probably gonna stream this on my Discord shortly after the game.
DM me if you want an invite.
DM me if you want an invite.
Jokic triple double CONFIRMED.
December 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Jokic triple double CONFIRMED.
JAMALLLLLLLLL
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December 2, 2025 at 2:52 AM
JAMALLLLLLLLL
WE HAVE SOLVED THE NON-JOKIC MINUTES PROBLEM
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December 2, 2025 at 2:51 AM
WE HAVE SOLVED THE NON-JOKIC MINUTES PROBLEM
Hahaha nice bricks Clay Thompson!!!
Dumb bitch.
Dumb bitch.
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December 2, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Hahaha nice bricks Clay Thompson!!!
Dumb bitch.
Dumb bitch.
It’s still the 1st quarter.
The Quesarito Miracle
The Quesarito Miracle
December 2, 2025 at 2:35 AM
It’s still the 1st quarter.
The Quesarito Miracle
The Quesarito Miracle
Chicken parm out of the oven right in time to watch the Patriots get their dicks knocked in the dirt.
December 2, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Chicken parm out of the oven right in time to watch the Patriots get their dicks knocked in the dirt.
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Here are my awards for the first quarter of this season: www.theringer.com/2025/12/01/n...
NBA First-Quarter Awards: Chaos, Breakouts, and an Obvious MVP
Breaking down every awards race after the first 20-ish games
www.theringer.com
December 1, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Here are my awards for the first quarter of this season: www.theringer.com/2025/12/01/n...