maddy
@madkultra.bsky.social
Illiterate humorless dyke writer
bookendsinflorence.com
bookendsinflorence.com
The best part of my life is that there is a legion of old lesbians in the woods who conspire over email to periodically bring me the most special treasures
September 14, 2025 at 2:05 AM
The best part of my life is that there is a legion of old lesbians in the woods who conspire over email to periodically bring me the most special treasures
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Friends, I am going back out with my new book, THE FANTASY AND NECESSITY OF SOLIDARITY. If you are in Chicago, Northampton, Montgomery AL, Highland Park IL, San Francisco, Minneapolis, Ridgewood NYC, Madison, St Louis, Salt Lake City or Columbus OH, please stop by.
September 5, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Friends, I am going back out with my new book, THE FANTASY AND NECESSITY OF SOLIDARITY. If you are in Chicago, Northampton, Montgomery AL, Highland Park IL, San Francisco, Minneapolis, Ridgewood NYC, Madison, St Louis, Salt Lake City or Columbus OH, please stop by.
Frankie Cosmos Concert Fwednesday
September 3, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Frankie Cosmos Concert Fwednesday
Many yearn for a routine, goal-oriented activity with a lot of structure for which you receive compensation, but few seem interested in getting a job. Curious!
September 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Many yearn for a routine, goal-oriented activity with a lot of structure for which you receive compensation, but few seem interested in getting a job. Curious!
Liberal fodder feel-good legislation (like the “AR Ban” in MA that doesn’t actually) contributes just as much to the culture war of extremism that produces mass violence as right wing dipshit ragebait, and all of it distracts from structural failures that produce mass violence
August 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Liberal fodder feel-good legislation (like the “AR Ban” in MA that doesn’t actually) contributes just as much to the culture war of extremism that produces mass violence as right wing dipshit ragebait, and all of it distracts from structural failures that produce mass violence
Had a dream I was the president and I made the police dress like this
August 27, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Had a dream I was the president and I made the police dress like this
“AI”den
K”AI”
Really makes you think
….And yet…. no comment from big tboy 👁️
K”AI”
Really makes you think
….And yet…. no comment from big tboy 👁️
For those curious, this is the description of the session being led by an AI at Eden Mills (it's also the first event of the festival in the program after the launch party). the "fellow co-weaver" is the ED of the foundation that provided funding to create the chatGPT powered AI that wrote the "book
August 17, 2025 at 5:43 PM
“AI”den
K”AI”
Really makes you think
….And yet…. no comment from big tboy 👁️
K”AI”
Really makes you think
….And yet…. no comment from big tboy 👁️
Why does a Coen brother get to make a lesbian b movie trilogy without the input of b movie lesbians such as me, or perhaps any number of other lesbians who make b movies. Like I get that stuff has to get funded and I guess it’s cool to see more lesbian b movies but this kind of sucks
August 16, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Why does a Coen brother get to make a lesbian b movie trilogy without the input of b movie lesbians such as me, or perhaps any number of other lesbians who make b movies. Like I get that stuff has to get funded and I guess it’s cool to see more lesbian b movies but this kind of sucks
Streets are saying I can handle many day-to-day situations in German.
August 15, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Streets are saying I can handle many day-to-day situations in German.
Fake literary magazines to pad your short author bio:
Uncle Bicycle
Fiction: A Journal
Squelchings
S C O O T !
White Lake
[preamble]
Uncle Bicycle
Fiction: A Journal
Squelchings
S C O O T !
White Lake
[preamble]
August 14, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Fake literary magazines to pad your short author bio:
Uncle Bicycle
Fiction: A Journal
Squelchings
S C O O T !
White Lake
[preamble]
Uncle Bicycle
Fiction: A Journal
Squelchings
S C O O T !
White Lake
[preamble]
I’ll get an e-bike the second they stop making them look gay (pejorative) and start making them look gay (Kenneth Anger)
August 14, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I’ll get an e-bike the second they stop making them look gay (pejorative) and start making them look gay (Kenneth Anger)
Every day it’s the same shit with him
August 14, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Every day it’s the same shit with him
Go to Hot Dog Charlie’s. Order 3 minis with the works. Get the twisty fries. Sit at the counter because there’s no tables. Look at the mold on the ceiling. Find out they’ve discovered a new type of stick bug. Enjoy the ride.
August 3, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Go to Hot Dog Charlie’s. Order 3 minis with the works. Get the twisty fries. Sit at the counter because there’s no tables. Look at the mold on the ceiling. Find out they’ve discovered a new type of stick bug. Enjoy the ride.
Mini hot dogs regional delicacy?!?!?!?
August 3, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Mini hot dogs regional delicacy?!?!?!?
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it’s going to cause real problems in my life very soon if the inability to write persists
August 2, 2025 at 8:02 PM
it’s going to cause real problems in my life very soon if the inability to write persists
Nosferatu Man
if you were a closer in major league baseball what would your entrance music be
August 2, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Nosferatu Man
Who up practicing their conversational German making sure to develop a lesbian dialect
July 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Who up practicing their conversational German making sure to develop a lesbian dialect
Straight guy at the lesbian bar singing pink pony club and the crowd went wild…. Andy and I sing Nancy & Lee Summer Wine and crickets…. These people can’t handle dyke shit
July 29, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Straight guy at the lesbian bar singing pink pony club and the crowd went wild…. Andy and I sing Nancy & Lee Summer Wine and crickets…. These people can’t handle dyke shit
My kingdom for these fits
dig these photos of 1990s Japanese style
IG maisonhomme___
IG maisonhomme___
July 29, 2025 at 4:05 AM
My kingdom for these fits
What about a struggle session for the Jeeple who put the rubber ducks all over everything
July 26, 2025 at 6:52 PM
What about a struggle session for the Jeeple who put the rubber ducks all over everything
them: you must be the Cruel Optimism dog if you think we’re fuckin
me:
me:
October 6, 2023 at 9:04 PM
them: you must be the Cruel Optimism dog if you think we’re fuckin
me:
me:
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August 2, 2023 at 2:00 AM
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