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Modern day Madison is zapped into old time radio shows. Real scripts adapted. Follow her comedy & commentary. NEW EPISODES 1st OF THE MONTH! https://linktr.ee/madisonontheair
You just MIGHT catch some familiar voices. 😉
November 30, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 10:52 PM
They don't write like that anymore.
two men standing next to each other with the words as god as my witness
ALT: two men standing next to each other with the words as god as my witness
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November 28, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Other countries send weapons. We send turkeys. I like it.
November 28, 2025 at 8:40 PM
...Retailers were worried about Christmas shopping (which then *absolutely* would not begin until AFTER Thanksgiving) so he moved it to encourage Americans to shop earlier.
November 28, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Not QUITE that scandalous. But here's the back end of a peacock if that makes you smile. 🦚
November 27, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Well... a male turkey is called a... Gobbler 😉
a man in a maroon shirt with a canadian flag on it stands in front of a fireplace
ALT: a man in a maroon shirt with a canadian flag on it stands in front of a fireplace
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November 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Reposted by Madison on the Air
November 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Right? I mean, you expect it from the green bean casserole, but not the bread!
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Well, "Food Products" sounds SO tasty!
November 24, 2025 at 6:41 PM
😆 Right? Have you heard our Inner Sanctum? Mary is pushing the Lipton LONG ISLAND Ice Tea. She's blitzed by the end.
a bottle of lipton ice tea sits next to a cup of ice tea
ALT: a bottle of lipton ice tea sits next to a cup of ice tea
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November 24, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 2:20 AM
You know the pardoned turkeys die a week later because their heart can't handle the obsese weight they're bred to have.
November 23, 2025 at 1:29 AM