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· Jul 23
need a sharp-tongued baddie to sever my lingual frenulum
It’s quarter to noon. You’re wearing a black mesh top and leather pants. You get out of the car dramatically launch your gum out onto the parking lot pavement. You stride into a biscuits cafe for brunch with the boyfriend in tow. His hightop fade is impeccable.
January 31, 2026 at 7:59 PM
It’s quarter to noon. You’re wearing a black mesh top and leather pants. You get out of the car dramatically launch your gum out onto the parking lot pavement. You stride into a biscuits cafe for brunch with the boyfriend in tow. His hightop fade is impeccable.
It’s 11am after your kid‘s and you’re drinking beer at the strip mall cafe in a quarter-zip talking about payroll to a soundtrack of reggae
January 31, 2026 at 7:29 PM
It’s 11am after your kid‘s and you’re drinking beer at the strip mall cafe in a quarter-zip talking about payroll to a soundtrack of reggae
ACAB includes that one guy from the village people
January 31, 2026 at 7:39 AM
ACAB includes that one guy from the village people
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Wings of Desire (1987) - 1:21:18
Dir. Wim Wenders
Runtime 128 minutes
🚬 x 27, or one cigarette every 4.74 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/wings-of-desire/
Dir. Wim Wenders
Runtime 128 minutes
🚬 x 27, or one cigarette every 4.74 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/wings-of-desire/
January 21, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Wings of Desire (1987) - 1:21:18
Dir. Wim Wenders
Runtime 128 minutes
🚬 x 27, or one cigarette every 4.74 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/wings-of-desire/
Dir. Wim Wenders
Runtime 128 minutes
🚬 x 27, or one cigarette every 4.74 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/wings-of-desire/
they tried marketing pussy flavored cereal but everyone said it tasted like they were eating the box
January 3, 2026 at 3:14 AM
they tried marketing pussy flavored cereal but everyone said it tasted like they were eating the box
They should give out punchcards for getting misgendered at the pharmacy
December 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM
They should give out punchcards for getting misgendered at the pharmacy
Cocteau Twins polycule where every member is named after a track on Treasure
December 28, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Cocteau Twins polycule where every member is named after a track on Treasure
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can americans learn to love breakfast in bed and a handjob
December 23, 2025 at 7:41 AM
can americans learn to love breakfast in bed and a handjob
Inspired by orc kendrick/elf drake:
Ent MF DOOM
Ent MF DOOM
December 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Inspired by orc kendrick/elf drake:
Ent MF DOOM
Ent MF DOOM
i love james murphy's slutty little ad-libs
December 6, 2025 at 7:31 AM
i love james murphy's slutty little ad-libs
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it's the biggest don't kill yourself thursday of the year, repost to not kill yourself on don't kill yourself thursday
November 27, 2025 at 8:20 AM
it's the biggest don't kill yourself thursday of the year, repost to not kill yourself on don't kill yourself thursday
Last year, seeing northernlion‘s transformation through his early to mid thirties inspired me to start a cardio habit that helped me shed >30lbs
This year it’s gonna be voice training
youtu.be/YHElt4RRZEs?...
This year it’s gonna be voice training
youtu.be/YHElt4RRZEs?...
The Tier List Supercut
YouTube video by The Library of Letourneau
youtu.be
November 11, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Last year, seeing northernlion‘s transformation through his early to mid thirties inspired me to start a cardio habit that helped me shed >30lbs
This year it’s gonna be voice training
youtu.be/YHElt4RRZEs?...
This year it’s gonna be voice training
youtu.be/YHElt4RRZEs?...
Proposing a bold initiative should a democrat or left leaning candidate take the presidency in 2028: Expand the supreme court by 4 seats.
This would smooth out some of the partisanship in the long run and swing it back to the left immediately.
Results that are currently 5-4 could instead be 6-7
This would smooth out some of the partisanship in the long run and swing it back to the left immediately.
Results that are currently 5-4 could instead be 6-7
November 11, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Proposing a bold initiative should a democrat or left leaning candidate take the presidency in 2028: Expand the supreme court by 4 seats.
This would smooth out some of the partisanship in the long run and swing it back to the left immediately.
Results that are currently 5-4 could instead be 6-7
This would smooth out some of the partisanship in the long run and swing it back to the left immediately.
Results that are currently 5-4 could instead be 6-7
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my sexual orientation is vampires
October 25, 2025 at 4:23 AM
my sexual orientation is vampires
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I'm in the market for a beautiful Italian sandwich that will fix my life
September 24, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I'm in the market for a beautiful Italian sandwich that will fix my life
need a sharp-tongued baddie to sever my lingual frenulum
July 23, 2025 at 12:24 AM
need a sharp-tongued baddie to sever my lingual frenulum
It’s so embarrassing to have a big bruise after a show and it was just from hitting myself with the car door
July 22, 2025 at 3:55 AM
It’s so embarrassing to have a big bruise after a show and it was just from hitting myself with the car door
I’m like the reverse samson the way i become powerful when my bangs are trimmed and slowly lose it as they grow out
July 21, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I’m like the reverse samson the way i become powerful when my bangs are trimmed and slowly lose it as they grow out
all i ever wanted was a pair of big naturals / fuck being rational give they what them ask for
April 23, 2025 at 7:10 PM
all i ever wanted was a pair of big naturals / fuck being rational give they what them ask for