Maddy Mercury
@maddy.mythosfic.com
🏳️⚧️ General nerd girl. I love Star Wars first, but I want the future of the Federation. Multi-Class Barbarian/Artificer ;)
Ad Astra Per Aspera🖖
(she/her)
Ad Astra Per Aspera🖖
(she/her)
So, I've always disliked Harry Potter as a franchise. Not just because of the JoKeR going crazy, but I think it's just lazy drivel.
And since then, and people feeling abandoned, I've wanted there to be subverting to take its place, but nothing ever seems to.
And then I realized...
And since then, and people feeling abandoned, I've wanted there to be subverting to take its place, but nothing ever seems to.
And then I realized...
January 7, 2026 at 12:33 PM
So, I've always disliked Harry Potter as a franchise. Not just because of the JoKeR going crazy, but I think it's just lazy drivel.
And since then, and people feeling abandoned, I've wanted there to be subverting to take its place, but nothing ever seems to.
And then I realized...
And since then, and people feeling abandoned, I've wanted there to be subverting to take its place, but nothing ever seems to.
And then I realized...
Holy shit, I fixed a video card by... :checks notes: ...cleaning it.
Well, and repasting the chip and adding new pads, but it fired right up. This thing was dead, y'all.
Well, and repasting the chip and adding new pads, but it fired right up. This thing was dead, y'all.
January 4, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Holy shit, I fixed a video card by... :checks notes: ...cleaning it.
Well, and repasting the chip and adding new pads, but it fired right up. This thing was dead, y'all.
Well, and repasting the chip and adding new pads, but it fired right up. This thing was dead, y'all.
Holy fucking shit I miss when I could take a nap and not wake up with back pain because I was slightly laying weird.
January 4, 2026 at 8:48 AM
Holy fucking shit I miss when I could take a nap and not wake up with back pain because I was slightly laying weird.
Kier Starmer on the US kidnapping a world leader:
"Well, shit, we don't know anything other than we weren't part of it and we think brits there should probably get out of the country"
Heh.
"Well, shit, we don't know anything other than we weren't part of it and we think brits there should probably get out of the country"
Heh.
January 3, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Kier Starmer on the US kidnapping a world leader:
"Well, shit, we don't know anything other than we weren't part of it and we think brits there should probably get out of the country"
Heh.
"Well, shit, we don't know anything other than we weren't part of it and we think brits there should probably get out of the country"
Heh.
Can't wait to watch the @legaleagle.tv episode on this one...
January 3, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Can't wait to watch the @legaleagle.tv episode on this one...
Skynet should have made a biological terminator and replaced Kyle Reese with him so that John Conner was born a sleeper agent till later in his life.
December 30, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Skynet should have made a biological terminator and replaced Kyle Reese with him so that John Conner was born a sleeper agent till later in his life.
Well played, Epic, your free game of the week is one I specifically wouldn't play.
I do have limits.
I do have limits.
December 13, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Well played, Epic, your free game of the week is one I specifically wouldn't play.
I do have limits.
I do have limits.
JFC why does FyreOS take forever to write to a thumb drive? The 30 friggin partitions?
December 6, 2025 at 7:15 PM
JFC why does FyreOS take forever to write to a thumb drive? The 30 friggin partitions?
I just read, with my own eyes, people hating Scooby Doo, and I just fucking can't anymore.
And this was on a Supernatural (The WB show) page.
How do you watch that show and hate Scooby Doo? JFC. We used be a Country. A Proper Country.
And this was on a Supernatural (The WB show) page.
How do you watch that show and hate Scooby Doo? JFC. We used be a Country. A Proper Country.
December 2, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I just read, with my own eyes, people hating Scooby Doo, and I just fucking can't anymore.
And this was on a Supernatural (The WB show) page.
How do you watch that show and hate Scooby Doo? JFC. We used be a Country. A Proper Country.
And this was on a Supernatural (The WB show) page.
How do you watch that show and hate Scooby Doo? JFC. We used be a Country. A Proper Country.
Don't forget to throw cinnamon through the front door today...
December 1, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Don't forget to throw cinnamon through the front door today...
Why in the fuck did they cast Liam as Geralt when Nikolaj Coster-Waldau exists?
Like seriously.
Like seriously.
November 25, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Why in the fuck did they cast Liam as Geralt when Nikolaj Coster-Waldau exists?
Like seriously.
Like seriously.
Taking a required training for my work about money laundering, and like the ENTIRE fucking thing is AI generated.
There's a picture of a "MacBook", but I can't tell what fucking fruit that is, but it ain't an Apple.
There's a picture of a "MacBook", but I can't tell what fucking fruit that is, but it ain't an Apple.
November 22, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Taking a required training for my work about money laundering, and like the ENTIRE fucking thing is AI generated.
There's a picture of a "MacBook", but I can't tell what fucking fruit that is, but it ain't an Apple.
There's a picture of a "MacBook", but I can't tell what fucking fruit that is, but it ain't an Apple.
Chrome broke on my work laptop.
The funeral for my 300 open tabs will be held later today. 😢
The funeral for my 300 open tabs will be held later today. 😢
November 21, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Chrome broke on my work laptop.
The funeral for my 300 open tabs will be held later today. 😢
The funeral for my 300 open tabs will be held later today. 😢
Seriously though, rich people.
Email?
Are you that stuck in 1995? Let me introduce you to the 1000 other ways to have a conversation. Some of which have a modicum of security.
Email?
Are you that stuck in 1995? Let me introduce you to the 1000 other ways to have a conversation. Some of which have a modicum of security.
November 17, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Seriously though, rich people.
Email?
Are you that stuck in 1995? Let me introduce you to the 1000 other ways to have a conversation. Some of which have a modicum of security.
Email?
Are you that stuck in 1995? Let me introduce you to the 1000 other ways to have a conversation. Some of which have a modicum of security.
Two different people were actively on conference calls at my gym last night.
Like, buddy, unplug. Work life balance, ok?
Like, buddy, unplug. Work life balance, ok?
November 15, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Two different people were actively on conference calls at my gym last night.
Like, buddy, unplug. Work life balance, ok?
Like, buddy, unplug. Work life balance, ok?
If that asshole wants to fix the housing market, maybe raise minimum wage to where it should be, or Universal Basic Income, not strapping people with a bill for their entire working life.
Or fuck, destroy capitalism. Your buddies will hate you, but the future will love you.
Or fuck, destroy capitalism. Your buddies will hate you, but the future will love you.
November 11, 2025 at 3:41 PM
If that asshole wants to fix the housing market, maybe raise minimum wage to where it should be, or Universal Basic Income, not strapping people with a bill for their entire working life.
Or fuck, destroy capitalism. Your buddies will hate you, but the future will love you.
Or fuck, destroy capitalism. Your buddies will hate you, but the future will love you.
I really want this whole hellscape to end with a Scooby Doo ending.
Like MAGA needs to die with
"I would have gotten away with it too if wasn't for you meddling kids"
Like MAGA needs to die with
"I would have gotten away with it too if wasn't for you meddling kids"
November 8, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I really want this whole hellscape to end with a Scooby Doo ending.
Like MAGA needs to die with
"I would have gotten away with it too if wasn't for you meddling kids"
Like MAGA needs to die with
"I would have gotten away with it too if wasn't for you meddling kids"
I kinda want to start a super villain organization like The Horde (Venture Bros) or Cobra (GIJOE), or like HYDRA (Marvel) with the costumes and a shtick, but be aggressively positive and do good things.
November 8, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I kinda want to start a super villain organization like The Horde (Venture Bros) or Cobra (GIJOE), or like HYDRA (Marvel) with the costumes and a shtick, but be aggressively positive and do good things.
I've gained a new anti-appreciation for Blink-182. They suck so, so, much.
And I need someone to give me a translation for Avril Lavigne. Is she like Tiffany for Millennials? She made me think of the head of the PTA trying to relive her youth. Or a Fox News host being "edgy".
And I need someone to give me a translation for Avril Lavigne. Is she like Tiffany for Millennials? She made me think of the head of the PTA trying to relive her youth. Or a Fox News host being "edgy".
October 19, 2025 at 8:55 AM
I've gained a new anti-appreciation for Blink-182. They suck so, so, much.
And I need someone to give me a translation for Avril Lavigne. Is she like Tiffany for Millennials? She made me think of the head of the PTA trying to relive her youth. Or a Fox News host being "edgy".
And I need someone to give me a translation for Avril Lavigne. Is she like Tiffany for Millennials? She made me think of the head of the PTA trying to relive her youth. Or a Fox News host being "edgy".
Shower thought this morning:
Unless there's some sort of AMAZING battery advancement in the world of The Matrix, the machines would have to have something like super miniaturized fusion power. Each of them has more processing power than ChatGPT will ever have. There's no way for them to be solar. 🧵
Unless there's some sort of AMAZING battery advancement in the world of The Matrix, the machines would have to have something like super miniaturized fusion power. Each of them has more processing power than ChatGPT will ever have. There's no way for them to be solar. 🧵
October 17, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Shower thought this morning:
Unless there's some sort of AMAZING battery advancement in the world of The Matrix, the machines would have to have something like super miniaturized fusion power. Each of them has more processing power than ChatGPT will ever have. There's no way for them to be solar. 🧵
Unless there's some sort of AMAZING battery advancement in the world of The Matrix, the machines would have to have something like super miniaturized fusion power. Each of them has more processing power than ChatGPT will ever have. There's no way for them to be solar. 🧵
Holy shit the insane amounts of dysphoria that being at Faire causes.
October 12, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Holy shit the insane amounts of dysphoria that being at Faire causes.
