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maddieqtkittygirl.bsky.social
@maddieqtkittygirl.bsky.social
she/fae, literally just a lover girl, mother of cats, probably a lesbian ♋️♉️♏️
BLT but the T is tuna
November 3, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Blocking is basically like the real abortion yk?
November 1, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Mía Khalifa is so trade
October 9, 2025 at 5:46 AM
AMAB pussy
October 3, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Glinda is an HSTS fem queen
September 30, 2025 at 2:58 AM
No penetration includes eating
September 19, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Car commercials are meaningless
September 13, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Thats warewolfphobic
September 9, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Them I mean she
September 8, 2025 at 11:08 PM
It’s a Nimboots Two the house sand
September 3, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Assigned meep at boots
September 1, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Ozzy didn’t even do the guitar in crazy train
July 22, 2025 at 7:21 PM
First they assigned me male at birth and then they assigned me mail at work :(
July 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Every nonbinary has POTS
July 16, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Pollyanaorous
July 14, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Spit or swallow is literally fight or flight 🧠
July 14, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Can we never call it “cornhole”ever again? 🤢
June 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM
What’s the tucking etiquette for the Vatican ?
June 5, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Analog is letting the customer service rep on the phone take care of it instead of doing it yourself online
June 3, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Onlyfans is literally busking
June 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Polyamorous people shouldn’t be able to attend pride
June 2, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Jesus Christ was a black trans woman who stole from urban outfitters
June 1, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Gerard Way Phantom of the Opera
May 31, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Lowkey why does chewy and coin base have the same app icon?
May 22, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Cmon you guys the government is doing the best they can with very limited resources ($4.9 trillion in tax revenue in 2024)
May 21, 2025 at 2:06 AM