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Madame Simone
@madame-simone.de

Cis, she/her.
Sexwork activist.
Professional Dominatrix.
Kink Coach.
Crazy Cat Lady.
Vegan Food.
trans* rights!

Profile picture: me in all black striking a whip in the direction of the viewer
Header: my naked left foot playing with balloons.
It's deffo not my personal kink, but many people are totally into contracts, even though such a ‘slave contract’ would be considered immoral and not legally binding in Germany. If you google BDSM contract, you'll find entire books (🤯)and tons of templates for it.
November 26, 2025 at 6:46 AM
I personally don't have time for this, but my lover's great at creating official looking documents for roleplay. The draft notices for my recruits look pretty much like they have for the German military over the last few decades, and I like that he's good at creating different seals and stamps. 😁
November 25, 2025 at 7:21 AM
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Paid butt stuff is historically recession-proof. I don't make the rules.
November 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Mein herzliches Beileid und ganz viel Kraft in dieser schweren Zeit! 🕯️
November 23, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Me: "No, you don't, because lying around all day fucking hurts too!" 🙄
November 23, 2025 at 9:50 AM
I get that. I'm vegan and traditional Fondue is no longer on my menu anyways, even though there are a few great vegan cheese fondue substitutes. I need the greens and fruit and veggies too. But in Switzerland, bread and cheese and maybe potatoes are arguably the most important foods. 😁
November 23, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Well, it is considered a full meal.We usually eat throughout the entire evening. Since cheese contains so much fat, the only drinks ‘allowed’ with it are tea (for children and people who do not drink alcohol), white wine or cherry brandy to aid digestion.

Of course, variations are not prohibited😉
November 23, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Ignore all the non important stuff, but here you can see how we traditionally make and serve our national dish. In a special pot called 'caquelon', no hot plate, using only certain Swiss cheeses and no extras on the side.
Cheese fondue, bread. That's it :)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=31bq...
How To Make An Authentic Cheese Fondue | A Typical Dish From Switzerland
YouTube video by DW Food
www.youtube.com
November 22, 2025 at 11:24 PM
*Swiss person gasps in horror*

oO( it's fine. They do it differently. That's ok. Keep calm, it's just Fondue)

🫣
November 22, 2025 at 7:47 PM