Macrosaur
@macrosaur.bsky.social
🦕🦓 Dinos and Zebras. Bigness Abounds.
Sounds like a good time for a demonstration. :>
December 10, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Sounds like a good time for a demonstration. :>
Just pushing all the desks in the lecture hall into the corner. Deer needs room to grow after all.
December 8, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Just pushing all the desks in the lecture hall into the corner. Deer needs room to grow after all.
*Boop it on the nose to activate "assistant"*
What's the weather today?
(ferret in bag:) ...fuck if I know lady. Also you're out of peanut butter crackers.
What's the weather today?
(ferret in bag:) ...fuck if I know lady. Also you're out of peanut butter crackers.
December 5, 2025 at 1:21 PM
*Boop it on the nose to activate "assistant"*
What's the weather today?
(ferret in bag:) ...fuck if I know lady. Also you're out of peanut butter crackers.
What's the weather today?
(ferret in bag:) ...fuck if I know lady. Also you're out of peanut butter crackers.
Lookit the size of that stylus.
December 4, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Lookit the size of that stylus.
He should warm up on a stationary bike. For reasons. c.c
November 30, 2025 at 3:03 PM
He should warm up on a stationary bike. For reasons. c.c
You too, huh?
Wait then what if we got them both to say hi...?
Wait then what if we got them both to say hi...?
November 30, 2025 at 4:49 AM
You too, huh?
Wait then what if we got them both to say hi...?
Wait then what if we got them both to say hi...?
With zero context I flipped a coin: yeen.
November 24, 2025 at 12:55 PM
With zero context I flipped a coin: yeen.
Big, huge, growing (dragon) women... :>
November 21, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Big, huge, growing (dragon) women... :>
*Big, huge (growing) women
November 21, 2025 at 3:11 PM
*Big, huge (growing) women
Continuation: More Dragons.
November 20, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Continuation: More Dragons.
"Can't see a dang thing in front of me, good luck everyone!" ;>
November 20, 2025 at 3:44 PM
"Can't see a dang thing in front of me, good luck everyone!" ;>
There he is GET HIM!
November 20, 2025 at 2:21 AM
There he is GET HIM!
But Rain what if the really big guys get twinky but the endowments don't shift to match and they are burdened, simply massively over burdened, with vastly oversized equipment? Oh no~
November 20, 2025 at 2:12 AM
But Rain what if the really big guys get twinky but the endowments don't shift to match and they are burdened, simply massively over burdened, with vastly oversized equipment? Oh no~
The numbers are there. Part of the darkness. One with the toner. You need only look closer.
November 18, 2025 at 10:17 PM
The numbers are there. Part of the darkness. One with the toner. You need only look closer.
Reimagining the Kronk angel/devil interactions but with Steph. XD
November 15, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Reimagining the Kronk angel/devil interactions but with Steph. XD
Viggen and Person being the angel/devil on your shoulders, except we hide where the good/evil is stored. XD
November 15, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Viggen and Person being the angel/devil on your shoulders, except we hide where the good/evil is stored. XD
Inconveniently huge, stuck-in-doorways, always knocking things over, can't see in front of you, boob-dozing people sized boobs?
November 14, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Inconveniently huge, stuck-in-doorways, always knocking things over, can't see in front of you, boob-dozing people sized boobs?