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Sam
@macroplasticz.bsky.social
Mid-20s, he/they, Chicago
Material Science & Engineering, Chemistry, Baking, Pokemon, DnD, Board Games
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Nothing like hitting up an ex because he has a lot of experience in a niche subfield relating to my research
November 18, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Just started Blasphemous and boy do these guys have pointy hats
November 18, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Maybe it's just fifth year PhD blues but the Seasie Dees have been hitting extra hard since the clocks changed this year
November 17, 2025 at 4:17 AM
There truly isn't a worse feeling than somebody asking to work in with you doing barbell presses and forcing you to like double the weight after every set for them
November 16, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I gotta say attending a few friendsgiving things and being the one single person amongst several couples is definitely an experience
November 16, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Yellow Cake with Lemon Curd and Lemon Simple Syrup and Whipped Cream Frosting (and Leaf)
November 16, 2025 at 5:28 AM
People are saying Bubba might be referring to Ghislaine's horse, Donnie is reheated Catherine the Great's nachos
November 16, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Friendagiving turned into us watching 90's and 00's ads and infomercials as a group and honestly modern day ads have no fucking flair or whimsy
November 16, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Me and my friend tried making a Victoria Sponge cake and it was literally just a sweet+fluffy scrambled egg, boo I hate the british
November 15, 2025 at 5:20 AM
After letting it run overnight it stabilized at 0.087 torr, which is better than it's even been before I started fucking around
November 14, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Nevermind it's back up to like 2.5 torr, gonna kms expeditiously
November 13, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Update: it still wasn't pulling down to the very low pressures I need for my work but I've fucked around with it enough that I think it's fixed

Somebody give me an honorary degree in mechanical and electrical engineering
Changed my vacuum pump oil at work all by myself
November 13, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Changed my vacuum pump oil at work all by myself
November 12, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Went on a tour of a recycling sorting center and the two big things they had to say were not to put your recycling in plastic bags and "plastic you can smash goes in the trash"
LOVE plastic
November 12, 2025 at 6:43 PM
LOVE plastic
November 12, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Reposted by Sam
moderate policy wonks on here insisted that mamdani's margins indicate he was a fluke instead of the target of nyc mayoral race's most expensive disinfo smear campaign & that we shouldn't take any lessons from his victory. however the data says:
November 11, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Ugh it's my most dreaded time of year: gift-giving planning season before Christmas
November 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Honestly I am a little shocked that only Clarence Thomas called to overturn, glad but surprised for sure
November 10, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Not to keep bringing it up but if we had ranked choice voting at every level people would be less likely to elect candidates that they see as the "lesser of two evils" and thus we would stop having spineless democrats
November 10, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Monday afternoon meeting cancelled let's goooo
November 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Alright this innocent picture of my chai tiramisu is being deleted
November 10, 2025 at 3:02 AM
My real claim to fame is that I can fold fitted sheets easily
November 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Waking up to seeing snow falling is a 10/10 experience tbh
November 9, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Help I went out for hotpot with friends and now I'm stuffed and sleepy
November 9, 2025 at 2:31 AM