macphoenix.bsky.social
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Sorry. I’m not being judgmental. Nobody has ever given me a romantic gift that valuable, so I’m unsure of the etiquette.
December 12, 2025 at 5:54 PM
You could have returned the gift?
December 12, 2025 at 5:53 PM
What’s that?
December 11, 2025 at 5:12 PM
My ex actually liked them! They were the only chocolates in any box his rich parents had that he was allowed to eat. We can guess why, I imagine.
December 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I don’t have my diagnosis yet but I do sometimes blurt out thoughts I haven’t even processed! Sometimes they’re entirely nonsensical or just noises.

It’s quite embarrassing.
December 11, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Well, I got a big lump sum at the end of my twenties because my gran’s legacy skipped a generation due to my father’s severe and chronic alcoholism. I wish I’d spent more of that on travelling, but I was running out of time to have a family.
December 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Traci Lords and Bonnie Blue are the only ones I have any awareness of.
December 7, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Why not? These men were prior to marriage!
December 7, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I am 54, so I don’t expect this is the case when anyone says “bless you” to me.
December 6, 2025 at 10:34 PM
?
December 4, 2025 at 4:46 PM
“Neil, the bathroom’s free…”
December 4, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I’m pretty sure I didn’t think this, being that I don’t know what you’re on about.
December 3, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Porrick?
December 1, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Is not being able to afford a dishwasher, or a kitchen large enough to accommodate one, an “excuse”?

That’s rather offensive.
November 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM
We know. We were told that decades ago!
November 26, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Yes, I realised that. I’m surprised how few people seem to proofread fesses prior to submission.
November 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I invite you to visit Scotland and proclaim that having “no many medals” indicates what you claim it must.

Maybe avoid Scottish cities for that experiment, though. In a village, people are more likely to attempt to agree with you for a limited period.
November 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Oh! Are they?
November 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I’ve never tried either kind, to be honest.
November 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Surely hash browns are American, yes?
November 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
An animal hardwired for survival, if ever there was one. Anyone claiming that a cowardly person is remotely similar to even a domestic moggy has never had a fight with any cat, ever.
November 22, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I obviously don’t eat anything you eat
November 21, 2025 at 11:17 PM
We’re not all the same! I need time alone to think and to write. That doesn’t mean I don’t ever need human connection, but I prefer the option of not having that constantly. In fact, I would find constant social interaction exhausting.
November 21, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Mountain goats in Wales?
November 20, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Or a “grand finally”, according to one of my associates.
November 18, 2025 at 10:22 PM