Machete Fred
@machetefred.bsky.social
my name is my name | may our cups runneth over
Nappy-Headed Super Saiyan Jedi Master of the Hidden Cloud. 60% of the time, it works every time.
Charlotte NC
Nappy-Headed Super Saiyan Jedi Master of the Hidden Cloud. 60% of the time, it works every time.
Charlotte NC
we outside for Asé tonight
June 28, 2025 at 10:56 PM
we outside for Asé tonight
my son gotta song to sing and y’all better like it 👊🏾😠
June 22, 2025 at 9:07 PM
my son gotta song to sing and y’all better like it 👊🏾😠
so Fat’s been tryna copy my drawings lately and he said he wanted to draw my baby pic when i was with Michael Jackson…..this the pic he brought me 😂😂
April 12, 2025 at 1:42 PM
so Fat’s been tryna copy my drawings lately and he said he wanted to draw my baby pic when i was with Michael Jackson…..this the pic he brought me 😂😂
but let’s discuss the contradiction
April 11, 2025 at 7:12 PM
but let’s discuss the contradiction
LETT EM KNOOOOWWW!!!
April 1, 2025 at 8:36 PM
LETT EM KNOOOOWWW!!!
was singing from my soul just now
March 25, 2025 at 3:26 AM
was singing from my soul just now
forgot i ordered this for Fat and now i don’t know where we finna set this up at
March 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
forgot i ordered this for Fat and now i don’t know where we finna set this up at
gettin fried for championing a make believe yt man is INSANE 😂😂
March 24, 2025 at 6:12 PM
gettin fried for championing a make believe yt man is INSANE 😂😂
he said he’s gonna work for NASA and take me to space but we gotta save “blood” for the aliens
March 1, 2025 at 3:54 PM
he said he’s gonna work for NASA and take me to space but we gotta save “blood” for the aliens
take the caption off and you couldn’t tell me that wasn’t Umaga
January 17, 2025 at 8:01 PM
take the caption off and you couldn’t tell me that wasn’t Umaga
dawg Tubi got Jonathan Majors story and i’m over here dying 😂😂😂
January 12, 2025 at 5:42 AM
dawg Tubi got Jonathan Majors story and i’m over here dying 😂😂😂
if you’re reading this post a gif from a video game you love
January 11, 2025 at 10:20 PM
if you’re reading this post a gif from a video game you love
starting the season off 2-0 and finally got MVP with Magneto 💪🏾
January 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
starting the season off 2-0 and finally got MVP with Magneto 💪🏾
aye mane thank you Netflix 😂😂😂
January 7, 2025 at 5:21 AM
aye mane thank you Netflix 😂😂😂
aye these niggas mane #WWEonNetflix 😂😂😂
January 7, 2025 at 2:48 AM
aye these niggas mane #WWEonNetflix 😂😂😂
Magneto: Shit gettin crazy, scary, spooky, hilarious
January 1, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Magneto: Shit gettin crazy, scary, spooky, hilarious
the tanks first game playing strategist #MarvelRivals
December 30, 2024 at 9:23 PM
the tanks first game playing strategist #MarvelRivals
ok, i’m consistent with the 25k blocks now….add a good Scarlet Witch and i’m good for around 15k damage too
December 27, 2024 at 10:22 PM
ok, i’m consistent with the 25k blocks now….add a good Scarlet Witch and i’m good for around 15k damage too
me as a kid vs me now
December 27, 2024 at 6:36 PM
me as a kid vs me now
Fat wanted christmas breakfast with his “girlfriend” today
December 25, 2024 at 3:23 PM
Fat wanted christmas breakfast with his “girlfriend” today