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Martin
@machei.bsky.social
Just a guy. Nerd. Dad. Ontarian.
It’d be super nice if it just stopped snowing for a solid block of days. I’m so done with this.
January 2, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Happy 2026 to anyone reading. I really hope for all of us that the coming year contains health, prosperity, and enough happiness to make you smile at least once a day. All the best to all the nice people out there in virtual land. 🥳
January 1, 2026 at 5:21 AM
I don’t like when a week is crap and you can’t wait for the weekend, and then the weekend is even more stressful than the week that preceded it. 😖
December 7, 2025 at 1:29 AM
That feeling of watching Princess Margaret hospital getting a “transformative” $50M donation that will help countless people at the same time there’s a banner on screen saying the Blue Jays signed ONE guy for $210M. Our priorities are misaligned, folks.
November 27, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I promise, I'm never going to watch another game of baseball again. Sportsnet cancelled.
November 2, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Prepping to carve our pumpkins tonight, and Lo and behold, no newspaper for the floor! Sometime in the last year, all those crazy, useless newspaper packs that no one ever looked at have vanished. I feel good about that (except for tonight, when I have no where to temporarily dump my pumpkin guts).
October 29, 2025 at 9:35 PM
The hell of it is, it wasn’t even worth it. You guys can have this series, I’m too old for this shit.
October 28, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Today was just about perfect.
October 27, 2025 at 1:29 AM
W0000t!!!!1!!1!!!
October 25, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Aaaaasaand, there’s the tension again.
October 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Perfectly relaxed now. 😎
October 25, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Ok, I feel like I can relax a little maybe now. 🥳
October 25, 2025 at 2:36 AM
My daughter made me subscribe to sportsnet for this series. These games are just no good for my nerves. I think I’ll go get some Xanax or something. I was not well in ‘93. 🤪⚾️
October 24, 2025 at 10:51 PM
This. This is probably the best thing on the internet today. ♥️🍁 youtu.be/S1yYGb1U31o?...
When the ICE agent is Canadian… | This Hour Has 22 Minutes
YouTube video by 22 Minutes
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October 23, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Whoever it was that said marriage is largely yelling, “what!?” At one another from opposite ends of the house was a visionary.
October 17, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Reposted by Martin
Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
October 5, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Seems summer is going out with a bang.
September 21, 2025 at 11:31 PM
The detrumpify browser extension keeps me sane.
August 15, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Ack! Not yet, damnit!!
August 12, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Nothing in this world makes me more of a misanthrope than a trip to Costco.
July 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I just paid over four dollars for a coffee at princess cafe. Like, water and beans. Am I just really damned old or is that bonkers unreasonable? I mean, there’s supporting local business which I like to do, and then there’s whatever that is.
July 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
See, now this is the kind of news my battered psyche would like to see more of in my feeds. ☺️ www.ctvnews.ca/barrie/artic...
Muskoka Lakes firefighters help tiny turtle cross the road
It was a sunny day up north when a small turtle found itself in a big situation…stuck in the middle of the road.
www.ctvnews.ca
July 14, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Cherry festival today was hotter than hell itself, but a pretty decent time for the kids.
July 5, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Reposted by Martin
Good luck this weekend #hothotheat 😁🥵😁
July 5, 2025 at 1:13 PM