Decant the coke into a glass with a slice of lemon. That’ll posh it right up.
November 23, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Decant the coke into a glass with a slice of lemon. That’ll posh it right up.
I didn’t know you blocked people, mate.
November 22, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I didn’t know you blocked people, mate.
I hope you had a day x
November 4, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I hope you had a day x
I didn’t know it was your birthday, mate. 🥳
November 3, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I didn’t know it was your birthday, mate. 🥳
What the pizza sees when it’s in the oven.
October 31, 2025 at 5:47 PM
What the pizza sees when it’s in the oven.
It’s all good. Just had a slight penis reduction.
October 7, 2025 at 8:52 AM
It’s all good. Just had a slight penis reduction.
That massage. I would have smothered her!
September 25, 2025 at 9:48 AM
That massage. I would have smothered her!
There is no fucking pleasing that Leigh.
September 25, 2025 at 7:42 AM
There is no fucking pleasing that Leigh.
What did all your guests eat?
September 21, 2025 at 8:47 PM
What did all your guests eat?
Still dead. Thanks for asking.
September 20, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Still dead. Thanks for asking.
Went downhill after Bamber.
July 21, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Went downhill after Bamber.
Yeah. It’s why I look sexy at all times.
July 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Yeah. It’s why I look sexy at all times.
We all beg to differ. You’ve got the face for lots of makeup x
July 18, 2025 at 7:08 PM
We all beg to differ. You’ve got the face for lots of makeup x
He’d never be that cool.
July 18, 2025 at 6:29 PM
He’d never be that cool.