The congressman just called me and said "Nathan Bluesky just misread your post. He should venmo you $5 for having to point that out to him."

His words not mine.

obsessed with trump using The Force to hit the ball instead of his knee

i am also getting nitpicky notes after having followed vague/subjective descriptions.

like: "im sorry that your direction was unclear or left room for some of my creative expression. will keep it boring as possible going forward 🙂"

Venom is boyfriends with Eddie!
That's explicitly canon lmao

Also uhhh Wanda is taken too...

oh i was lmao

N e v e r

going to Midas for as long as I live

NOW THEY LOST MY KEYS

the bubble cant pop fast enough...

fr posting ai slop is tacky and embarassing

I'm 5'6" and its been relatively easy to pack on muscle. One of the perks of being a short king 😇

They hold no sincere beliefs. Just petty greivances and hate.

They cynically veil their bigotry behind valid, unrelated concerns.