JenX
@m0nkeyh0use.bsky.social
Gamer (TTRPG, Board, Video), nerd, too many projects on the backburner (hello, ADHD), cat mom, person mom, and someone who's a little salty about what's going on in the US right now. She/Her
Also on Mastodon. Same username, twit.social server. Not on X.
Also on Mastodon. Same username, twit.social server. Not on X.
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JenX
@m0nkeyh0use.bsky.social
· Nov 20
First real post. #promosky
Stuff:
🎲 TTRPGs
♟️ Board/Card Games (strategy)
🎮Video Games (lots of genres except FPS)
🐌 Anachronistic Music (punk or metal covers of old '70s songs, Jonathan Coulton, TMBG, etc.)
😓 Overly relying on parenthetical phrases
🤨 Sarcasm
😺 Cats
🤓 Proper use of semicolons
Stuff:
🎲 TTRPGs
♟️ Board/Card Games (strategy)
🎮Video Games (lots of genres except FPS)
🐌 Anachronistic Music (punk or metal covers of old '70s songs, Jonathan Coulton, TMBG, etc.)
😓 Overly relying on parenthetical phrases
🤨 Sarcasm
😺 Cats
🤓 Proper use of semicolons
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I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.
February 10, 2026 at 6:10 AM
I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.
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Every American needs to watch this:
February 5, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Every American needs to watch this:
When you've gone too long since your last haircut and say you want your undercut "short" and your hairdresser is growing out her shaved sides and is living vicariously through you.
I'm not sure yet how I feel about seeing the shape of my big head, but my GOD is it so fun to touch rn. #fidgettoy
I'm not sure yet how I feel about seeing the shape of my big head, but my GOD is it so fun to touch rn. #fidgettoy
February 6, 2026 at 1:57 PM
When you've gone too long since your last haircut and say you want your undercut "short" and your hairdresser is growing out her shaved sides and is living vicariously through you.
I'm not sure yet how I feel about seeing the shape of my big head, but my GOD is it so fun to touch rn. #fidgettoy
I'm not sure yet how I feel about seeing the shape of my big head, but my GOD is it so fun to touch rn. #fidgettoy
My Chaos Gremlin moment reminds me of the time I was playing "Just One" with family. The word was "bald" and all other clues had been eliminated but mine: "Bezos."
My daughter guessed the word correctly.
Gremlins don't fall far from trees. Climbing trees is not recommended for Gremlins anyway.
My daughter guessed the word correctly.
Gremlins don't fall far from trees. Climbing trees is not recommended for Gremlins anyway.
Just One Party Game
The cooperative party game returns! Help guess as many Mystery Words as possible. Think of the best clue, but choose carefully…since any identical clues cancel each other out! Enjoy this new version. ...
store.asmodee.com
February 5, 2026 at 4:43 PM
My Chaos Gremlin moment reminds me of the time I was playing "Just One" with family. The word was "bald" and all other clues had been eliminated but mine: "Bezos."
My daughter guessed the word correctly.
Gremlins don't fall far from trees. Climbing trees is not recommended for Gremlins anyway.
My daughter guessed the word correctly.
Gremlins don't fall far from trees. Climbing trees is not recommended for Gremlins anyway.
In a Chaos Gremlin moment, I picked up the free Kindle version of the linked book, simply because it was the #1 search result for "Melania" on Amazon and I wanted to do my part in keeping it that way. It has since slid to #2.
Passing it along to any other Chaos Gremlins out there.
Passing it along to any other Chaos Gremlins out there.
Melania: Devourer of Men
Melania: Devourer of Men - Kindle edition by Boehninger, J.D.. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading Melania: Devourer of Men.
www.amazon.com
February 5, 2026 at 4:37 PM
In a Chaos Gremlin moment, I picked up the free Kindle version of the linked book, simply because it was the #1 search result for "Melania" on Amazon and I wanted to do my part in keeping it that way. It has since slid to #2.
Passing it along to any other Chaos Gremlins out there.
Passing it along to any other Chaos Gremlins out there.
Yep. Checks out.
February 3, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Yep. Checks out.
I'm guessing it's now a race between @kenwhite.bsky.social and @lizdye.bsky.social to see who will name their next podcast episode, "She pounds X."
Haiti’s TPS continues for now!!!!! And zowie: https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.dcd.283214/gov.uscourts.dcd.283214.124.0_1.pdf
February 3, 2026 at 6:05 PM
I'm guessing it's now a race between @kenwhite.bsky.social and @lizdye.bsky.social to see who will name their next podcast episode, "She pounds X."
Ah, my home state never lets me down with its idiotic proposed legislation...
Proposed bill in NH would redefine who qualifies as a citizen for voting purposes
If passed, the legislation would take effect in one year.
www.wmur.com
February 2, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Ah, my home state never lets me down with its idiotic proposed legislation...
The rumors of my contracting The Plague have been absolutely correct and not at all exaggerated. On the recovery end now, but good lord this flu is not to be trifled with.
Stay healthy and no licking doorknobs, people!! (Windows require sanitization prior to licking)
Stay healthy and no licking doorknobs, people!! (Windows require sanitization prior to licking)
February 2, 2026 at 8:22 PM
The rumors of my contracting The Plague have been absolutely correct and not at all exaggerated. On the recovery end now, but good lord this flu is not to be trifled with.
Stay healthy and no licking doorknobs, people!! (Windows require sanitization prior to licking)
Stay healthy and no licking doorknobs, people!! (Windows require sanitization prior to licking)
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Artist De Strandharker, a Dutch creator known for large-scale beach rake drawings, give remarkable tribute to the victims of Trump's ICE (Renée Good and Alex Pretti) 🫶
January 28, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Artist De Strandharker, a Dutch creator known for large-scale beach rake drawings, give remarkable tribute to the victims of Trump's ICE (Renée Good and Alex Pretti) 🫶
There's a new photo thread going around with the caption: "Share a photograph of mountains that you've taken"
For god's sake, people. Put them back! Have you no shame?!
For god's sake, people. Put them back! Have you no shame?!
January 22, 2026 at 2:39 PM
There's a new photo thread going around with the caption: "Share a photograph of mountains that you've taken"
For god's sake, people. Put them back! Have you no shame?!
For god's sake, people. Put them back! Have you no shame?!
Ah, Christmas in the '80s. When Pee Wee Herman dreamt of a Canadian artist singing about a Reggae Christmas while sleeping at MTV Studios. Or *was* it all just a dream...? 🤔
We didn't think about it very hard back in the day.
We didn't think about it very hard back in the day.
Bryan Adams - Reggae Christmas
YouTube video by Bryan Adams
youtu.be
December 8, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Ah, Christmas in the '80s. When Pee Wee Herman dreamt of a Canadian artist singing about a Reggae Christmas while sleeping at MTV Studios. Or *was* it all just a dream...? 🤔
We didn't think about it very hard back in the day.
We didn't think about it very hard back in the day.
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November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love... 🎥🖤
(Squeaks in for 1990!)
(Squeaks in for 1990!)
November 25, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love... 🎥🖤
(Squeaks in for 1990!)
(Squeaks in for 1990!)
I'm late for #MusicMonday but oh well...
Because sometimes it's fun to awaken a synapse that hasn't fired in years...
Because sometimes it's fun to awaken a synapse that hasn't fired in years...
Freak Nasty - Da Dip original music video (correct audio)
YouTube video by spacedefector
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I'm late for #MusicMonday but oh well...
Because sometimes it's fun to awaken a synapse that hasn't fired in years...
Because sometimes it's fun to awaken a synapse that hasn't fired in years...
Cass Elliot - Make Your Own Kind Of Music (Lyric Video)
YouTube video by CassElliotVEVO
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 3:41 PM
PSA: My Christmas Season officially starts at 12pm EST Thanksgiving Day, when Santa Claus crosses Herald Square during the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. This is non-negotiable in my little world.
(Non-US-folks, feel free to apply this rule to your own little worlds if you like.)
(Non-US-folks, feel free to apply this rule to your own little worlds if you like.)
November 4, 2025 at 2:59 PM
PSA: My Christmas Season officially starts at 12pm EST Thanksgiving Day, when Santa Claus crosses Herald Square during the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. This is non-negotiable in my little world.
(Non-US-folks, feel free to apply this rule to your own little worlds if you like.)
(Non-US-folks, feel free to apply this rule to your own little worlds if you like.)
Just like Easy Pete to still be hanging on to that dynamite...
How getting ready for a ‘Fallout New Vegas’ video game festival led to an explosive discovery
YouTube video by 8 News Now — Las Vegas
www.youtube.com
November 3, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Just like Easy Pete to still be hanging on to that dynamite...
Anyone who isn't aware of the unhinged lunacy that is Merv the Cat is missing out.
Merv the Cat CAN'T STOP Talking to BAGAGWA 😈😈
YouTube video by Merv the Cat (...& Chad)
www.youtube.com
November 3, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Anyone who isn't aware of the unhinged lunacy that is Merv the Cat is missing out.
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Palate cleanse. Some humans are terrible, but more of us are great.
November 3, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Palate cleanse. Some humans are terrible, but more of us are great.
#MusicMonday
Tempted to post Mariah Carey just to mess with everyone, but no... I'll be nice.
Sometimes you gotta just breathe...
Tempted to post Mariah Carey just to mess with everyone, but no... I'll be nice.
Sometimes you gotta just breathe...
Anna Nalick - Breathe (2 AM) (Official Video)
YouTube video by annanalickVEVO
www.youtube.com
November 3, 2025 at 12:56 PM
#MusicMonday
Tempted to post Mariah Carey just to mess with everyone, but no... I'll be nice.
Sometimes you gotta just breathe...
Tempted to post Mariah Carey just to mess with everyone, but no... I'll be nice.
Sometimes you gotta just breathe...
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Reposted by JenX
A message from the frog resistance
youtu.be/bw5zxdSObso
youtu.be/bw5zxdSObso
A Message From The Frog Resistance
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
youtu.be
October 14, 2025 at 2:52 AM
A message from the frog resistance
youtu.be/bw5zxdSObso
youtu.be/bw5zxdSObso
If you see this, quote with your favorite Pokémon. (Wrong answers only)
October 14, 2025 at 12:26 PM
If you see this, quote with your favorite Pokémon. (Wrong answers only)