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yasmiralotta
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Current obsession: Helluva Boss & Hazbin Hotel|🦎Blitzø & Angel Dust are my bois🕷|Multishipper|Autistic|Pan/Sapphic leaning|Demigirl|Acespec|Born in 1997
Wanna hear a EVEN more out there take that I have personally seen? I actually saw someone claim that Peter fucking Griffin was a better father then Stolas, I am dead serious 🫥
December 10, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Stolas, who had his things thrown and broken by Stella all the time, would never do something like that, NEVER! 😤
December 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Oh! It's a referance to the pilot, when Charlie sings "Puppy dog kisses and cotton candy dreams"!
December 9, 2025 at 10:57 PM
They hate you cause you love Canon!Striker and not their Gary-stu, let's just take all of Blitzø's character traits and developement and give it to Striker version of him I guess 🤷‍♀️ (Also, how dare you NOT hate Stolas?! You as a Striker fan should know it's illegal to not absolutley despise him/j)
December 9, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Either they hate him, or just use him as a tool to shit on Stolas or prop up Striker. Like, there is a huge lack of Canon!Blitzø fans in this fandom. People who love his actual character and not the uwuifed innocent bean or the irredeemable asshole fandom versions of him 😭💔
December 9, 2025 at 7:48 PM
And of course ships that have incest/implied incest and things like that is also big NO.
(And by implied incest I mean ships like Loona x Octavia, plus, Octavia is a minor too. So, hell no 🙅‍♀️)
December 9, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Omg, they are 🤯
December 9, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Doug Walker/Nostalgia Critic also has this weird boomer-esque charm to him. It's always so comfortable and nostalgic(Ha!) to rewatch any of his videos. Same with Avgn. Their reviews never felt like they were made out of malice the way more modern "critics" reviews do.
December 9, 2025 at 7:18 PM
The 8th post is probably the worst one to me. Lowkey sexual harassment at the end of it ffs. It's such a uncomfortable thing to say about somebody, like, what went through their brain while typing that out! 😬
December 9, 2025 at 6:24 PM
And, I think you can figure out on your own how this all ties into her being the sin of gluttony.
December 9, 2025 at 6:02 PM
If you knew the lore behind Beelzebub in Helluva Boss, you would know that the reason Bee is skinny is cause her stomach is a litteral lava lamp, that burns all the food/calories in a instant, so she can never get full or satisfied, no matter how much she eats. Meaning she can't gain weight either.
December 9, 2025 at 5:58 PM
For me, it's the ship Blitziker and Striker stans. It's gotten ruined by Stolas-antis who thinks Blitzø needs Striker to save him.
Plus, I only like canon, tryhard, wet cat, pathetic!Striker who loves his horse.
Not the gary-stu, badass "folk hero"!Striker that his stans thinks/wants him to be.
December 9, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Plus, Lute WAS being a bitch! She was ready to let everyone die just for her petty revange 🤦‍♀️ (And I got to say, as a woman myself, it's infuriating how much people like to infintalize both Lute and Stella at this point. Like, let these girls be evil but also be called out for it, damn it! 😤)
December 9, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Exactly! Like, I have never been treated as a human being by any of them. They care more about the morals of these fictional characters, then about REAL life people. We all owe as much kindness to them, as Stolas does to Stella, aka none! 😤
December 9, 2025 at 4:55 PM
He is never going to walk and/or teleport anywhere ever again 😂
December 9, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Their Amy pfp is so done with their bs 😒
December 9, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Yeah, and he would probably not really even care about rollplaying when it's not his turn and would be the worst murderhobo as well. But, to be fair, Millie and Blitzø would probably also be kind of murderhobo-ish 😅
December 9, 2025 at 4:27 PM
He would probably also PvP and metagame all the time and say things like "tHaT's WhAt mY ChArAcTeR WoUlD dO" Just, the most insufferable player ever 😂
December 9, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Omg, I was litterly about to say that if Striker played DnD, he would be the edgy rouge sitting in the corner at the bar in his intruduction, but then he ends up only rolling nat-1s and rage quits 😂
December 9, 2025 at 4:16 PM
It's funny how Stolas can't even act a little bit flirty with Blitzø without being called a r*pist. But, Striker pushing up Blitzø against the wall and trying to kill him is seen as hot and romantic. Like, I wouldn't mind people prefering Blitziker, if it wasn't for the blatant hypocrisy of it all.
December 9, 2025 at 4:12 PM
It's funny how Stolas can't even act a little bit flirty with Blitzø without being called a r*pist. But, Striker pushing up Blitzø against the wall and trying to kill him is seen as hot and romantic. Like, I wouldn't mind people prefering Blitziker, if it wasn't for the blatant hypocrisy of it all.
December 9, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Fr, that's why I love how everyone in the show always trolls him all the time instead of taking him seriously 😂 He's actually so pathethic and tryhard, and honestly, I think he is ALOT more intresting that way. At least a HELL OF ALOT more intresting then the gary-stu his stans wants him to be.
December 9, 2025 at 4:06 PM