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Adele
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"Who the Fuck is Tom Brady"
Mostly seattle sports/Dallas stars. she/her
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I would like to break all generational curses in my family but being a Seattle sports fan
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Yet another season where the AFC is pretty much a cakewalk and the best teams get to chill til January, while the NFC is a pack of wild dogs fighting in a mud pit filled with razor wire and if any of them take a second to breathe they die
November 28, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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cult of northernlion
November 28, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Real ones know that the best thanksgiving dish is Martinelli's Sparkling Apple Cider
November 28, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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Joe Burrow is 100% leaning into the Conrad Fisher comps w the hair, right?
November 28, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Made cookies, they spread a lot more than usual but were delicious
November 28, 2025 at 2:01 AM
No one talk to me I thought I'd make myself some delicious cookies but I don't have any eggs so I can't
November 27, 2025 at 11:30 PM
This is thanksgiving to me
November 27, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Love a good "refs you suck" chant
November 27, 2025 at 7:17 PM
November 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
OCD making me ruin my own suspension of disbelief/delusion of a hot white hockey player not being conservative. This is why no one likes you OCD and youre not fun at parties!!!!
November 26, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Cal Raleigh fellow sag king? Gotta respect it
November 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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But NUTS ARE LIFE
November 25, 2025 at 11:59 PM
10k gold is propaganda by big white people and you can't convince me otherwise
November 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Thank you to all 104 participants who have signed up for Secret Samol 2025! We're getting started with the matching process and assignments will be sent out by December 7th. It's been an honor to keep this event going for its 10th year! 🕙🥲💝 #friendsatthetable #secretsamol
November 25, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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That’s such a pure dick punch, skill alone doesn’t cover that, you only get that from a real love of the dick punching game
Tre'von Moehrig punched Jauan Jennings directly in the 🥜🥜
November 25, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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Tackled by his dick son or punched in the nuts so hard they caught air daughter
November 25, 2025 at 4:16 AM
So I was on a date (once again fine) how's Monday night football going? Is it a normal one?
November 25, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Okay so when I say that I need more white people to remember that imperial Japan was #bad I don't mean this. What I mean is you have to be normal. Can y'all be normal?
Gone, but not forgotten
November 25, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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Gone, but not forgotten
November 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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"Collecting that experience" is an incredible euphemism for "Asking a guy about the fact that more than a dozen women accused him of sexual misconduct"
_He's_ gone through an experience?
November 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:

Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.

If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.

Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
November 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Just did all the 'paperwork' to be back back in grad school and emailed my advisor and I'm feeling v emotional bc when people take medical leave for mental health they rarely come back but I am and I'm really proud of myself
November 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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but the real moral of the story here is that never, under any circumstances, even with the threat of global extinction and the ravaging, disintegrating heat of the sun touching your skin should you find yourself emotionally invested in the cleveland browns quarterback room.
November 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM