Zucker
@lzucker.bsky.social
not famous, mildly amusing grammar snob, illustration, other art, sarcasm, cookies, therapy dogs, birds and more birds, complaining and worrying in Chicago; see my @birdswearingshoes on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/birdswearingshoes/
does this cauliflower look big?
December 7, 2025 at 7:44 PM
does this cauliflower look big?
Timeline cleanse: Daisy and Zelda cuddling
December 5, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Timeline cleanse: Daisy and Zelda cuddling
Got some whistles from kind SEIU members following the Quigley news conference yesterday about the daycare assault and abduction in Chicago
November 6, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Got some whistles from kind SEIU members following the Quigley news conference yesterday about the daycare assault and abduction in Chicago
Biggest disappointment of my weekend: none of my neighbors wants to post a hands off Chicago sign in their window
October 5, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Biggest disappointment of my weekend: none of my neighbors wants to post a hands off Chicago sign in their window
Timeline cleanse!! Daisy’s birthday cake spectacular
October 4, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Timeline cleanse!! Daisy’s birthday cake spectacular
I drew a seriously round bird wearing Japanese sandals, from my @birdswearingshoes IG account (see ALT text for my inspiration)
September 18, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I drew a seriously round bird wearing Japanese sandals, from my @birdswearingshoes IG account (see ALT text for my inspiration)
I finally am getting back to drawing on my IG, @birdswearingshoes. This is a Shima Enaga, or snow fairy bird, wearing zori and looking quite cute if I do say so myself.
August 22, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I finally am getting back to drawing on my IG, @birdswearingshoes. This is a Shima Enaga, or snow fairy bird, wearing zori and looking quite cute if I do say so myself.
Breaking: Chicago being eaten by alligator
July 24, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Breaking: Chicago being eaten by alligator
I repeat: I do NOT care when the label was created! Let me know when the stupid thing is on my front doorstep because you never ring my bell. That’s the information I want
July 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I repeat: I do NOT care when the label was created! Let me know when the stupid thing is on my front doorstep because you never ring my bell. That’s the information I want
Not scrolling today or yesterday so I’ve had time to arrange and rearrange my @alextomlinson.bsky.social @pigeonpost.cafe grackle which gives me actual joy
July 1, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Not scrolling today or yesterday so I’ve had time to arrange and rearrange my @alextomlinson.bsky.social @pigeonpost.cafe grackle which gives me actual joy
thinking about my birds wearing shoes early days, got to get back to drawing these creatures!
June 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM
thinking about my birds wearing shoes early days, got to get back to drawing these creatures!
I got my beautiful tiny wood grackle today from @alextomlinson.bsky.social and @pigeonpost.cafe and we are both very happy
June 26, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I got my beautiful tiny wood grackle today from @alextomlinson.bsky.social and @pigeonpost.cafe and we are both very happy
great utility pole sticker in the style of a rat alert seen in Ukrainian Village:
June 14, 2025 at 11:06 PM
great utility pole sticker in the style of a rat alert seen in Ukrainian Village:
remember that time in the 80s when I drew a picture of a Mokele Mbembe for People Magazine because a University of Chicago professor said it still might exist? ©Lisa Zucker
February 20, 2025 at 8:08 PM
remember that time in the 80s when I drew a picture of a Mokele Mbembe for People Magazine because a University of Chicago professor said it still might exist? ©Lisa Zucker
here is MY eastern meadowlark from my Periodic Table of the Birds poster! ©Lisa Zucker
February 20, 2025 at 1:27 PM
here is MY eastern meadowlark from my Periodic Table of the Birds poster! ©Lisa Zucker
JFC I now prefer Apple Maps, never thought this day would come
February 10, 2025 at 11:02 PM
JFC I now prefer Apple Maps, never thought this day would come
just dropped the ladies off at daycare for the first time ever and anticipating one of them being sent to lockup within the first hour
February 2, 2025 at 3:39 PM
just dropped the ladies off at daycare for the first time ever and anticipating one of them being sent to lockup within the first hour
nothing beats the OG from USA Today in 2011
January 6, 2025 at 2:17 PM
nothing beats the OG from USA Today in 2011
who knew it was this easy?
December 18, 2024 at 8:32 PM
who knew it was this easy?
new iPhone prompt: he's "Mr. Siri" to you
December 13, 2024 at 7:55 PM
new iPhone prompt: he's "Mr. Siri" to you