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Lyn K
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Can fix most things with items from junk drawer.
How to cover up the release of the Epstein Files on Friday for Dummies:

Step 1: have COS do an explosive interview that throws red clickbait meat into ether.

Step 2: tbd - maybe ground troops

Step 3: tbd - be scared
December 16, 2025 at 7:11 PM
The day Bush let the automatic weapons ban expire….
Springs into this timeline.

What horrible decisions the GOP makes to cling to money and power. They kill our kids.
December 16, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I’ve got his headstone ready….
December 16, 2025 at 2:08 PM
My New Year’s resolution is going to be to stop listening to the festering BS that billionaires babble.
December 16, 2025 at 2:04 PM
ALSO BESSENT:
People need to know that I have bunions. They are Biden Bunions. And Biden Bunions take a long time to heal.

Ouchy. Wah. BooBoo Bad.
Biden Biden Biden.

(I’m not good at my job. That’s Biden fault too.)
December 16, 2025 at 1:49 PM
From the party that has kept the minimum wage at $7.25.

Sit down and shut up.
December 16, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Yup
December 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
If you waddle when you walk
And you quack when you talk

Then yes sir, indeed, you are a 🦆.
December 15, 2025 at 11:14 PM
And we will piss on his.
December 15, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Those are dudes with guns.
So women are expected to drop trousers and let them check?

I think not. Move aside GI-this butchy gal ain’t gonna play.
December 15, 2025 at 10:47 PM
He doesn’t need to.
He scraped all the personal and private data he could.
Now he has a war chest of information to use, sell, monetize.

It was never about making things better for Americans.
It was always about making himself more powerful.
December 15, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Come on - ya gotta give Drake props for throwing that wicked(ish) block! No other QB in the NFL hustled 50 yards as lead blocker for today! He’s not a 🐐 but a really good kid (see what I did there?)!
December 14, 2025 at 10:07 PM
When Biden and Obama were in charge, we were strong and safe and didn’t need to hire a goon squad to run around and terrorize people. Life was so much better.
December 14, 2025 at 9:17 PM
👏🏼THIS👏🏼IS👏🏼NOT👏🏼THE👏🏼SOLUTION!👏🏼
December 14, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Yeah, give insurance premiums to mega wealthy corporate owners. This is not a plan.
December 14, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Imagine selectively releasing files to make someone look bad….wait, isn’t that Wikileaks- your favorite entity?
December 14, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Are there enough approval emojis for this law?
Let’s find out:

👍🏻👏🏼🙌🎉🥳🎊😎👍🏻🤗💪🏾💋🙋🏽‍♀️💃🏼👑👠🐣🐳🐩🦦🌷💐🌻🌼🌸🌺🌹🥀🪻🪷🌞⚡️☄️🔥💥☃️🌊🍎🍳🥓🍜🍩🍾🥂🍻🥋🥊🤸🏾‍♂️🏄🏻🧗🏽‍♂️🏆🥇🎯🚨🚀⛲️🎇🎆🌅⚖️🛠️🧽🪅📈🩷❤️🧡💛💜💙🩵💚🖤🩶🤍🤎♨️✅🔝🏴‍☠️🏁🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇸

Well, that’s a good start!
December 12, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Blue states in the US are like…..
a man in a suit and plaid shirt is holding a cell phone and a pen .
ALT: a man in a suit and plaid shirt is holding a cell phone and a pen .
media.tenor.com
December 12, 2025 at 1:04 PM
So glad those Dem defectors opened the government back up for this.

Wow. What a win! 🏆
December 12, 2025 at 12:06 PM
🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶
You say it’s seized
I say its stolen
Seize oil - stole oil
Toe-ma-toe toe-mah-toe
Let’s call the whole thing off!

(Really, can we, we are not at war, we don’t want a war, this is an illegal war.)
December 12, 2025 at 11:58 AM
So says the arrogant white prick w a pantry full of whole grains.
December 11, 2025 at 1:06 AM
That is hilarious!

Does the waiting room have free coffee and Botox?
December 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Lordy, I’m not reading that.

But, I will write a letter to the editor in favor of bringing back the original 140 character limit.

That is all I’m willing to do at this time.
December 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM