Lyndsey
lynds87.bsky.social
Lyndsey
@lynds87.bsky.social
"Land of the free and home of the brave" while ICE beats up your neighbors. Only in America. The faux patriotism before sporting events is even more tiresome these days.
January 25, 2026 at 8:07 PM
But does there have to be?
There’s always next time.
January 21, 2026 at 6:35 AM
SMITE!!
I’m doing my best to make it happen, humans.
January 21, 2026 at 6:34 AM
Trash all over the field today in Philly, and I'm not just talking about the game... #SFvsPHI
January 11, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Da 🐻
January 11, 2026 at 4:49 AM
If Caleb Williams ever figures out how to play the first three quarters of football, y'all better watch out
January 11, 2026 at 4:48 AM
I swear I coughed all the coughs I can cough by now. I gotta be out.
December 28, 2025 at 4:37 AM
DK Metcalf is the definition of a meathead #imtuff #bigangryman
December 21, 2025 at 10:43 PM
My #insomnia has been truly world class as of late... If only my greatest skills made me money.
September 16, 2025 at 8:12 AM
FIRE JAKE MOODY #49ers
September 7, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Did he even say "thank you"???
August 10, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Reposted by Lyndsey
Twins ig page looks like their team plane crashed.
July 31, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I was today years old when I realized NBC's Olympic coverage regularly uses the theme song to The Adventures of Brisco County, Jr. 🤯
January 28, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Based on the state of America, it somehow feels appropriately dystopian seeing an Eagles/Chiefs Super Bowl again. It's not what any of us wanted.
January 27, 2025 at 3:10 AM
"The floor is 🔥LAVA!!🔥"

- everyone in Pompeii 💀 (probably)

#moderatelydepressingjokes
January 26, 2025 at 4:56 AM