Lyle Milton
@lylemilton.bsky.social
Software developer, writer, artist, musician, believer in the goodness of woke people.
WARNING: This page is my mind dump. If you read it, you might learn som'em. But feel free to dump *your* mind here so that *I* might learn som'em, too.
WARNING: This page is my mind dump. If you read it, you might learn som'em. But feel free to dump *your* mind here so that *I* might learn som'em, too.
I wouldn't smoke it, but I can relate
November 11, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I wouldn't smoke it, but I can relate
Wait--you got another cat? Coolness😎 You have just 2 now, right?
November 11, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Wait--you got another cat? Coolness😎 You have just 2 now, right?
Great message👍🏾 Unfortunately for me, self-negativity isn't an active pursuit; it seeps in when I'm not even aware of it. I'm an optimist, but years of constant failure does take its toll. I manage by twisting to positive the damning praise I sometimes get that I'm "ahead of my time."
November 10, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Great message👍🏾 Unfortunately for me, self-negativity isn't an active pursuit; it seeps in when I'm not even aware of it. I'm an optimist, but years of constant failure does take its toll. I manage by twisting to positive the damning praise I sometimes get that I'm "ahead of my time."
Till the skin on the back of my hand goes raw
November 8, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Till the skin on the back of my hand goes raw
November 8, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Nah, MAGA has morphed into its own demographic
November 8, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Nah, MAGA has morphed into its own demographic
#MovieSky
The last movie I watched was Woman in Cabin 10. My wife liked the novel, so we watched the movie. I'll just leave it at that........
The last movie I watched was Woman in Cabin 10. My wife liked the novel, so we watched the movie. I'll just leave it at that........
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November 8, 2025 at 10:35 PM
#MovieSky
The last movie I watched was Woman in Cabin 10. My wife liked the novel, so we watched the movie. I'll just leave it at that........
The last movie I watched was Woman in Cabin 10. My wife liked the novel, so we watched the movie. I'll just leave it at that........
Do both. Do the family thing first. Then your #Friendsgiving is sure to make you understand the true meaning of Thanksgiving.
November 8, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Do both. Do the family thing first. Then your #Friendsgiving is sure to make you understand the true meaning of Thanksgiving.
Don't know why, but that's reminding me of when I worked at "The Labs." One day I was at a urinal and, in the middle of doin' what I do, my boss pulled up at the next stall and says. "I have a great opportunity for you!"
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November 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Don't know why, but that's reminding me of when I worked at "The Labs." One day I was at a urinal and, in the middle of doin' what I do, my boss pulled up at the next stall and says. "I have a great opportunity for you!"
Yup. It's more fallout from Tucker Carlson interviewing Nick Fuentes. The head of the HF essentially dismissed calls to condemn Tucker, and he even went so far as to indirectly slam Israel by basically saying America First. The right is now an absolute clusterfuck.
November 8, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Yup. It's more fallout from Tucker Carlson interviewing Nick Fuentes. The head of the HF essentially dismissed calls to condemn Tucker, and he even went so far as to indirectly slam Israel by basically saying America First. The right is now an absolute clusterfuck.
I'm still gonna watch that show!
November 8, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I'm still gonna watch that show!
I'm just hoping he lives long enough to serve at least one day in the shittiest cell
November 5, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I'm just hoping he lives long enough to serve at least one day in the shittiest cell
Yep. Let him be a fuckin' cannibal
November 5, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Yep. Let him be a fuckin' cannibal
I popped in tonight just to celebrate with you, KB❤️
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November 5, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I popped in tonight just to celebrate with you, KB❤️
But... but... doesn't the right said Black-on-Black crime in Chicago was the real problem? They'll *never* focus on the real problem.
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What Charlie Kirk Should've Said, But Wouldn't.
#WCKSSBW
I'd have voted for *this* Charlie Kirk. Regardless of party.
#WCKSSBW
I'd have voted for *this* Charlie Kirk. Regardless of party.
October 28, 2025 at 10:32 PM
But... but... doesn't the right said Black-on-Black crime in Chicago was the real problem? They'll *never* focus on the real problem.
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That's my Monday-Tuesday-Wednesday-Thursday-Friday-Saturday-Sunday face. It be's like dat
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October 28, 2025 at 5:02 AM
That's my Monday-Tuesday-Wednesday-Thursday-Friday-Saturday-Sunday face. It be's like dat
Uh...? Okaaay😂 Cool mashup, tho😎
October 28, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Uh...? Okaaay😂 Cool mashup, tho😎
The Caucacity is *strong* with that one
October 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM
The Caucacity is *strong* with that one
I just asked a mothafuckin' question because I was curious. But I can see you Blue MAGA assholes can never see past your own mound of shit. We won't be talking again. Godspeed.
October 24, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I just asked a mothafuckin' question because I was curious. But I can see you Blue MAGA assholes can never see past your own mound of shit. We won't be talking again. Godspeed.
Then why is everyone here saying "late"???
October 24, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Then why is everyone here saying "late"???
wait--the election is already over?!?
October 24, 2025 at 6:57 PM
wait--the election is already over?!?