Having to explain to my mum that edibles are THC-based and she will not drop acid like she seems to worry she will, she will not have a heart attack, she will not have an aneurysm. I’m still laughing about her sheepish questions. I love her.
Having to explain to my mum that edibles are THC-based and she will not drop acid like she seems to worry she will, she will not have a heart attack, she will not have an aneurysm. I’m still laughing about her sheepish questions. I love her.
Dating a lawyer is fun.
Dating a lawyer is fun.
“No honey, grandma isn’t that old.”
It’s a normal evening, and I fear we’re in for a patented @bearlawyer.bsky.social history lesson.
“No honey, grandma isn’t that old.”
It’s a normal evening, and I fear we’re in for a patented @bearlawyer.bsky.social history lesson.
Anyways, this year is the first Christmas with step grandkids for them and they are positively losing it.
Anyways, this year is the first Christmas with step grandkids for them and they are positively losing it.
Do I call an electrician or a priest?
Do I call an electrician or a priest?
All-nighter it is!
All-nighter it is!
The cat, however, also flatlined, died, and came back not after proper resuscitation, but only after the vet yelled at her not to “die, you beast.”
Vet says she isn’t convinced that Mia isn’t a demon or deity.
Just dropped her off, feeling like the worst cat parent in existence.
The cat, however, also flatlined, died, and came back not after proper resuscitation, but only after the vet yelled at her not to “die, you beast.”
Vet says she isn’t convinced that Mia isn’t a demon or deity.
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Just dropped her off, feeling like the worst cat parent in existence.
Just dropped her off, feeling like the worst cat parent in existence.
Anyways, surgery on Tuesday, Miss Mia’s last remaining tooth seems to have to go. Pretty sure I caught her browsing Amazon for nunchucks earlier.
Anyways, surgery on Tuesday, Miss Mia’s last remaining tooth seems to have to go. Pretty sure I caught her browsing Amazon for nunchucks earlier.
Do y’all think I can ask the vet for a little treat? A little bit of euthanasia for me? A dash of Euthasol straight to the veins? Please? As a treat?
Do y’all think I can ask the vet for a little treat? A little bit of euthanasia for me? A dash of Euthasol straight to the veins? Please? As a treat?
Anyways, today my very expensive bike got stolen.
Anyways, today my very expensive bike got stolen.