Alicia Lutes
@lutes.bsky.social
seventeen clams in a trenchcoat cosplaying as Gilda Radner. also a writer/director of things with bylines at places you have read.
Fun has such an interesting definition these days! Much like fascinating!
November 21, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Fun has such an interesting definition these days! Much like fascinating!
Winston thanks you all for the love and he would like you to look over there so he can steal your lunch, xoxo
November 21, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Winston thanks you all for the love and he would like you to look over there so he can steal your lunch, xoxo
Hi @darthbluesky.bsky.social I think it is vital for your eyeballs to see Winston’s new coat!!!
November 19, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Hi @darthbluesky.bsky.social I think it is vital for your eyeballs to see Winston’s new coat!!!
Important that you know it ALSO HAS HIS NAME ON IT
November 19, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Important that you know it ALSO HAS HIS NAME ON IT
For the record, Beta the dog we are watching ALSO tried on some of the costumes:
November 1, 2025 at 12:45 AM
For the record, Beta the dog we are watching ALSO tried on some of the costumes:
and how could I leave out JURASSIC WINN?
November 1, 2025 at 12:42 AM
and how could I leave out JURASSIC WINN?
Day 5 and still no answers on who broke into the yogurt stash. What say you, @darthbluesky.bsky.social? Did Winston do it?
October 29, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Day 5 and still no answers on who broke into the yogurt stash. What say you, @darthbluesky.bsky.social? Did Winston do it?
We ran errands for an hour and he got treats at no less than 3 stores, and from additional 2 people he encountered outside, lmao
October 14, 2025 at 2:37 AM
We ran errands for an hour and he got treats at no less than 3 stores, and from additional 2 people he encountered outside, lmao
(That line should have read “Especially after a female doctor completely validates it AND locates the source of your pain in minutes.” I had another thought about the male dentist’s dismissal being blatant sexism but I deleted most of it and then didn’t proofread my post OF COURSE lol)
October 9, 2025 at 8:47 PM
(That line should have read “Especially after a female doctor completely validates it AND locates the source of your pain in minutes.” I had another thought about the male dentist’s dismissal being blatant sexism but I deleted most of it and then didn’t proofread my post OF COURSE lol)
(Also LMAO he just called to check in on how I was feeling while I was typing this, and unheard of occurrence.)
October 9, 2025 at 8:44 PM
(Also LMAO he just called to check in on how I was feeling while I was typing this, and unheard of occurrence.)
But yeah, highly fucking recommend telling these motherfuckers about themselves because more men need to be fucking humbled at the altar of “you don’t fucking know everything and maybe some awareness of your inherent humanity on that front would do EVERYONE some good!”
October 9, 2025 at 8:43 PM
But yeah, highly fucking recommend telling these motherfuckers about themselves because more men need to be fucking humbled at the altar of “you don’t fucking know everything and maybe some awareness of your inherent humanity on that front would do EVERYONE some good!”
Anyway it took an hour (!!) but he FINALLY fucking apologized for not listening to me or trying to locate the exact source of my pain, and I am sure he was as defensive as he was because I called him out in front of the entire dental staff (the office is completely open save a few privacy screens).
October 9, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Anyway it took an hour (!!) but he FINALLY fucking apologized for not listening to me or trying to locate the exact source of my pain, and I am sure he was as defensive as he was because I called him out in front of the entire dental staff (the office is completely open save a few privacy screens).
I was like I would MUCH prefer we try a new filling over a fucking crown first. Obviously! HELLOOOOO! I am not a dental sadist. I just want you to TRUST ME and not be so patronizing! Oh and maybe do your job—locate the pain source—which she did without my having to beg, for the FUUUUCKING record!
October 9, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I was like I would MUCH prefer we try a new filling over a fucking crown first. Obviously! HELLOOOOO! I am not a dental sadist. I just want you to TRUST ME and not be so patronizing! Oh and maybe do your job—locate the pain source—which she did without my having to beg, for the FUUUUCKING record!
A hilarious part was how my dude thought I was mad he didn’t recommend I get a crown (the female doctor did), which he said did not align with his “conservative approach to treatment.” I was like, my guy, IT IS NOT ABOUT THAT! It is about how YOU DID NOT LISTEN TO WHAT I AM SAYING AND BELIEVING ME 👀
October 9, 2025 at 8:35 PM
A hilarious part was how my dude thought I was mad he didn’t recommend I get a crown (the female doctor did), which he said did not align with his “conservative approach to treatment.” I was like, my guy, IT IS NOT ABOUT THAT! It is about how YOU DID NOT LISTEN TO WHAT I AM SAYING AND BELIEVING ME 👀