Fehu the Lizard
@lustylizard.bsky.social
I gotta write something snazzy to go here but here are the facts: big gay, lizard time, crunchy art for fun, secretly a big nerd, 26, nsfw usually
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Fehu the Lizard
@lustylizard.bsky.social
· Mar 13
PSA for anyone who might look at my profile after seeing the automation thread:
I mainly reskeet porn and write even raunchier fucked up porn and daydream about holding hands, and sometimes get philosophical about shit, but that is interspersed in a lot of porn
I mainly reskeet porn and write even raunchier fucked up porn and daydream about holding hands, and sometimes get philosophical about shit, but that is interspersed in a lot of porn
My girlfriend made incredibly garlicky garlic butter and still said she wished it had more garlic...
😍 she is so hot!
😍 she is so hot!
November 25, 2025 at 4:44 AM
My girlfriend made incredibly garlicky garlic butter and still said she wished it had more garlic...
😍 she is so hot!
😍 she is so hot!
I find it deeply troubling that the world we have built is so inhospitable to the act of /making/ /things/ as a human being, craft being one of the defining traits of human experience. It is so hard to be a person who makes things!
November 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I find it deeply troubling that the world we have built is so inhospitable to the act of /making/ /things/ as a human being, craft being one of the defining traits of human experience. It is so hard to be a person who makes things!
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reposting the Ratchet Effect until everyone admits the Dems have been collaborators from the start
November 11, 2025 at 4:59 AM
reposting the Ratchet Effect until everyone admits the Dems have been collaborators from the start
I made spaghetti carbonara and threw in a hot pepper from my garden because they will perish soon,
and,
I realized,
that I basically just made very fancy spaghetti with nacho cheese sauce,
and,
that,
Nacho Cheese Spaghetti would actually fucking SLAP
and,
I realized,
that I basically just made very fancy spaghetti with nacho cheese sauce,
and,
that,
Nacho Cheese Spaghetti would actually fucking SLAP
November 10, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I made spaghetti carbonara and threw in a hot pepper from my garden because they will perish soon,
and,
I realized,
that I basically just made very fancy spaghetti with nacho cheese sauce,
and,
that,
Nacho Cheese Spaghetti would actually fucking SLAP
and,
I realized,
that I basically just made very fancy spaghetti with nacho cheese sauce,
and,
that,
Nacho Cheese Spaghetti would actually fucking SLAP
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Joke's on you, Casper! He liked that!
November 7, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Joke's on you, Casper! He liked that!
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Lovin these two dorks. Been waitin for this page to go public, now I can finally post this!
November 7, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Lovin these two dorks. Been waitin for this page to go public, now I can finally post this!
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If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
November 5, 2025 at 7:10 AM
If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
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For each kink you hate, I guarantee you have at least one friend who is secretly into it
-Each time you are aggressive about that kink, that friend is scared you will subject them to violent emotional abuse and abandonment
-you can forever improve that friendship by being a bit nicer about kink art✨
-Each time you are aggressive about that kink, that friend is scared you will subject them to violent emotional abuse and abandonment
-you can forever improve that friendship by being a bit nicer about kink art✨
November 4, 2025 at 3:01 AM
For each kink you hate, I guarantee you have at least one friend who is secretly into it
-Each time you are aggressive about that kink, that friend is scared you will subject them to violent emotional abuse and abandonment
-you can forever improve that friendship by being a bit nicer about kink art✨
-Each time you are aggressive about that kink, that friend is scared you will subject them to violent emotional abuse and abandonment
-you can forever improve that friendship by being a bit nicer about kink art✨
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My wife just sent me a video of her lighting a cigar with a red hot piece of rebar she was smithing
I AM VERY NORMAL RIGHT NOW HWHHDHE RUFF RUFF ARF WOOF
I AM VERY NORMAL RIGHT NOW HWHHDHE RUFF RUFF ARF WOOF
October 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
My wife just sent me a video of her lighting a cigar with a red hot piece of rebar she was smithing
I AM VERY NORMAL RIGHT NOW HWHHDHE RUFF RUFF ARF WOOF
I AM VERY NORMAL RIGHT NOW HWHHDHE RUFF RUFF ARF WOOF
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Showing too much skin.. and other things too
October 20, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Showing too much skin.. and other things too
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Promptober 25: Animated Armor
October 26, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Promptober 25: Animated Armor
I saw someone talking about how republicans no longer hold any actual conservative values, which is true they don't.
And so I've been thinking a lot about how democrats have wound up holding actual conservative values, and how thats fucked up. It's so obvious now looking at it that way.
And so I've been thinking a lot about how democrats have wound up holding actual conservative values, and how thats fucked up. It's so obvious now looking at it that way.
October 22, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I saw someone talking about how republicans no longer hold any actual conservative values, which is true they don't.
And so I've been thinking a lot about how democrats have wound up holding actual conservative values, and how thats fucked up. It's so obvious now looking at it that way.
And so I've been thinking a lot about how democrats have wound up holding actual conservative values, and how thats fucked up. It's so obvious now looking at it that way.
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getting top surgery next year
October 21, 2025 at 1:02 PM
getting top surgery next year
Man it's bonkers how I have reapplied all my old deranged horny freak writing skills into sappy victorian suitor writing skills.
I almost feel bad that rp Fehu never got a more romantic experience!
I almost feel bad that rp Fehu never got a more romantic experience!
October 22, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Man it's bonkers how I have reapplied all my old deranged horny freak writing skills into sappy victorian suitor writing skills.
I almost feel bad that rp Fehu never got a more romantic experience!
I almost feel bad that rp Fehu never got a more romantic experience!
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⚠️ A cautionary tale about witchy workplace safety. 💦
October 22, 2025 at 12:31 AM
⚠️ A cautionary tale about witchy workplace safety. 💦
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🧇☕🍳 WAFFLHAUS pg 1 🍳☕🧇
October 2, 2025 at 2:12 PM
🧇☕🍳 WAFFLHAUS pg 1 🍳☕🧇
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There's a Finnish idiom "horse's cunt" that refers to a place where all your stuff go missing when you can't find it, or when a place is in the middle of nowhere. It's also a place you can't see when you're having trouble seeing anything at all
Also yes it's vulgar don't use it if you visit here
Also yes it's vulgar don't use it if you visit here
October 14, 2025 at 11:19 PM
There's a Finnish idiom "horse's cunt" that refers to a place where all your stuff go missing when you can't find it, or when a place is in the middle of nowhere. It's also a place you can't see when you're having trouble seeing anything at all
Also yes it's vulgar don't use it if you visit here
Also yes it's vulgar don't use it if you visit here
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reposting this here cause its fucking awesome (from @raptoral.hyper.wang)
:3
:3
October 14, 2025 at 5:29 AM
reposting this here cause its fucking awesome (from @raptoral.hyper.wang)
:3
:3
Alcohol is a dangerous and powerful drug, but I tell u what, I love that rizz juice gosh damgit
I just wrote the best goodnight love note to my gf (source my girlfriend) and I am froggin dronk as honk. Not only was it great and romantic as HECK but I banged it out in one go! No effort no finagling!
I just wrote the best goodnight love note to my gf (source my girlfriend) and I am froggin dronk as honk. Not only was it great and romantic as HECK but I banged it out in one go! No effort no finagling!
October 11, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Alcohol is a dangerous and powerful drug, but I tell u what, I love that rizz juice gosh damgit
I just wrote the best goodnight love note to my gf (source my girlfriend) and I am froggin dronk as honk. Not only was it great and romantic as HECK but I banged it out in one go! No effort no finagling!
I just wrote the best goodnight love note to my gf (source my girlfriend) and I am froggin dronk as honk. Not only was it great and romantic as HECK but I banged it out in one go! No effort no finagling!
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Felt cute, won't delete later
October 8, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Felt cute, won't delete later
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