Pete Williams
@lurk45.bsky.social
London / Black Country. I don't post much.
Always nice to see an Anno Dracula reference, I might read it again over Christmas.
December 22, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Always nice to see an Anno Dracula reference, I might read it again over Christmas.
Basically nothing happens for the first four rounds.
December 20, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Basically nothing happens for the first four rounds.
I used to sing it to the boy to get him to go to sleep in lieu of learning any actual lullabies. Still do, sometimes.
December 19, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I used to sing it to the boy to get him to go to sleep in lieu of learning any actual lullabies. Still do, sometimes.
Because of my accent almost every children's book character is thick Black Country, but I especially enjoy it for Big Bad Wolf.
December 19, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Because of my accent almost every children's book character is thick Black Country, but I especially enjoy it for Big Bad Wolf.
Agreed, the boy and I love this one (all Nadia Shireen's stuff is brilliant though).
December 19, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Agreed, the boy and I love this one (all Nadia Shireen's stuff is brilliant though).
I've said this before but "100th Person On The Pile On" is a personality type I will never understand.
December 18, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I've said this before but "100th Person On The Pile On" is a personality type I will never understand.
I always drop a link to his Insta because he sometimes sells stuff. He’s very good!
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December 18, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I always drop a link to his Insta because he sometimes sells stuff. He’s very good!
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He’s left it to me in his will, much to my wife’s chagrin.
December 18, 2025 at 1:02 PM
He’s left it to me in his will, much to my wife’s chagrin.
...a bright pink ten inch dildo shaped like a dragon cock (mercifully unused). Him being a creative sort, he mounted it on a base, wired a lightbulb through it and turned it into a lamp with a tasteful Indian print shade.
December 18, 2025 at 1:00 PM
...a bright pink ten inch dildo shaped like a dragon cock (mercifully unused). Him being a creative sort, he mounted it on a base, wired a lightbulb through it and turned it into a lamp with a tasteful Indian print shade.
My brother works in a Morrison's with an Amazon locker and around about the time of the pandemic there was a parcel that had lain unclaimed for a good few weeks. Anyway, what with it being the end of the world and all, he was allowed to take it home. It turned out to be....
December 18, 2025 at 1:00 PM
My brother works in a Morrison's with an Amazon locker and around about the time of the pandemic there was a parcel that had lain unclaimed for a good few weeks. Anyway, what with it being the end of the world and all, he was allowed to take it home. It turned out to be....
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December 18, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Have you contacted the Ombudsman?
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No one in the family would go near it so that was 36p down the pan.
December 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM
No one in the family would go near it so that was 36p down the pan.
I stopped in there for an emergency loaf of bread the other day and the only one in the shop was a reduced to clear loaf of Warburton’s medium slice half brown/half white that I found on the floor. This is not an exaggeration.
December 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I stopped in there for an emergency loaf of bread the other day and the only one in the shop was a reduced to clear loaf of Warburton’s medium slice half brown/half white that I found on the floor. This is not an exaggeration.
This wouldn’t be happening if it wasn’t for global warming.
December 16, 2025 at 9:01 PM
This wouldn’t be happening if it wasn’t for global warming.
They stopped showing it before I was born but Til Death Us Do Part is still cited by the most boring people on Earth as the pinnacle of comedy, not like nowadays where you can't say anything because of Woke blah blah blah. It sounds like All In The Family actually holds up better tbh.
December 16, 2025 at 9:31 AM
They stopped showing it before I was born but Til Death Us Do Part is still cited by the most boring people on Earth as the pinnacle of comedy, not like nowadays where you can't say anything because of Woke blah blah blah. It sounds like All In The Family actually holds up better tbh.
I'm still fucked off about what they've done to the Hobgoblin branding. Will you look at the state of it.
December 16, 2025 at 8:29 AM
I'm still fucked off about what they've done to the Hobgoblin branding. Will you look at the state of it.
Depressingly, "There's No One Quite Like Grandma" was number one the week I was born.
December 15, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Depressingly, "There's No One Quite Like Grandma" was number one the week I was born.
I've just found that if you Google Stanley Morison the page font changes to Times New Roman.
December 10, 2025 at 9:10 AM
I've just found that if you Google Stanley Morison the page font changes to Times New Roman.
Ticket for the Jazz Cafe secured 👍
December 10, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Ticket for the Jazz Cafe secured 👍
I mean, you might be right.
December 9, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I mean, you might be right.