It was buck wild listening to my CEO dance around the topic of “people can’t afford luxury groceries” while he was responsible for firing like 300+ Americans to replace them with cheaper labor

The US for some fucking reason: if it means I, a company, make an extra $1.50 in profit, then I will happily shoot my own economy dead

Because Sephiroth got too big and could protest, probably

Idk why is Hojo making shota boys in the lab?

His Christian name is CDA-7 but he would like to be a human shaped as Chadley

He does have Navi vibes though

No, this is another of hojo’s experiments plot wise who is working against shinra in secret to try and help your cause. Mechanically he’s there to let you do extra hard combats, acquire the cool summons, and gives you world quest objectives if you’d like

Press [Illidan] to [Illidan]

I’m listening to interviews about rebirth development and having goals in the open world was critical to making the game. Like the OG game had very little in act 2 to do on the open world other than go pt A to pt B. Having Chadley give you bonus lore for exploring is a great solution to that

Best thing about ff7R: Tifa’s tits in a bikini
Worst thing about ff7R: Chadley existing

Gamer bros know porn is free, right?

Building my wow house to have two baths in my coat closet

I am a delicate flower. Thank god my boyfriend bought an extra blanket for the bed

It is gonna snow soon. They are just small babies. They need to warm their feets

The shape of the can being visible is a crucial part of the holiday