I need a time machine so I can go back and get a degree in/resources for whatever I need to start my own damn publishing house. A coward-free one, no less.

three-cueing strikes again

Further proof that there is no justice in the world because I cannot tell you how immediately and enthusiastically I would buy that book 😭

approved 🤩

dawg ours turns 20 in April, I feel you 😭

Oh damn 👀👀👀👀

I have been hearing nothing but good things about both Duck Detective and Frog Detective and frankly I'm thrilled. I love hidden object and point-and-click investigation type games so it does my heart good to see them a.) available and b.) being enjoyed by other folks!

it is very much not just you, homie 🫂

my answer everytime this comes up is "the players"

This entire timeline is a shitpost and not even a very good one

(still tw: weight) Especially given what's going on with part of my love life, I am hearing the "if you were skinnier he'd love you" and "no one will ever find you attractive again unless you get down to [dangerous weight]" voices again.

Current pop culture/media probably doesn't help...

My grandmother's evil enough that I already worry about her haunting me, absolutely the fuck not

can't walk but still speedrunning the grave