You're just ballooning. Your face has gotten so puffy and those buttons are begging for release

You're scarily good at this, at least I know I'll be well taken care of.

The greediest in the animal kingdom. Comes with the whole king of the jungle mentality.

I hope that you're preparing first, second, and third breakfast then.

A king of the jungle, so pampered, so spoiled, so indulgent that their mass becomes imposing due to their rolls and blubber painting the image of many long nights of endless binge eating and dazed food drunk heaven.

Promise?

I wore that exact flower outfit at AFC. Lions share styles it seems.

But it looks like maybe you should invest in a 6xl just for safety ya know?

Perfect, sublime, beautiful 🥺

Good, but I bet you could feel more like a big fat pig today.

Welp, there's only one way to get him out. Do you wanna get the butter?

I like two things in this world. Warm water and being pampered. You've just described heaven. I'll order the hose...