I feel this. If it feels like it's the obvious answer, something in the back of mind says "If it's so obvious, it can't be right." Almost like it's a trick question.

One would thinking that having a near-date with death where you got turned into a bloody mangled pulp by a snow plow would have you reconsidering your life choices. But no. Some people are dog shit all the way down.

Welcome to the club, Renner. Hope you enjoy never getting another Marvel check.

His then-wife says about 10 years ago he threatened to kill both her and himself during a stint of drug abuse, and then he was in that movie where his character's love interest was a woman convinced she was the reincarnation of Hitler and we saw just how much Renner likes to drop the hard R.

It sounds like he DESPARATELY wants to be in the club with Chris Pratt and Dean Cain of superhero actors who would get the donkey shit kicked out of them by the characters they play. And it's not even that big of a shock, considering what he did 10 years ago.

Now this? This is how you do a joke. I laughed at this one.