Lumon’s Melon Baller
@lumonsmelonballer.bsky.social
Severance fan account because I just need to bleat about it. I discuss S2 so there will be some spoilers.
May 15, 2025 at 4:50 PM
ten minutes til the drop!!! #severance
March 21, 2025 at 12:51 AM
ten minutes til the drop!!! #severance
S2E9 of #Severance answered the biggest question of all: why didn’t Radar bark at Mr. Drummond? Well apparently, Radar doesn’t bark at intruders, he points. That means the whole time Irving was out to dinner, Radar was at home like
March 16, 2025 at 4:56 PM
S2E9 of #Severance answered the biggest question of all: why didn’t Radar bark at Mr. Drummond? Well apparently, Radar doesn’t bark at intruders, he points. That means the whole time Irving was out to dinner, Radar was at home like
next question
March 15, 2025 at 8:01 PM
next question
i am what i am #severance #markhelly
February 27, 2025 at 9:34 PM
i am what i am #severance #markhelly
Found this on Reddit. Coincidence???
February 24, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Found this on Reddit. Coincidence???
we’ve seen so many balloons this season that i really thought that’s what these were 😅 #woeshollow
February 9, 2025 at 5:14 AM
we’ve seen so many balloons this season that i really thought that’s what these were 😅 #woeshollow
Irving after plunging Helena’s head in the water #severancespoilers
February 9, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Irving after plunging Helena’s head in the water #severancespoilers
yeah it was 😏
February 8, 2025 at 7:50 PM
yeah it was 😏
This took root in his outtie, level 3: the Outie life that we are told exists like a vague emotion in an Innie’s life. Mark cared about Gemma, then poof. Gone. That’s why when Helly shows her feelings, you see a glimpse of ABJECT TERROR in Mark’s eyes. Love means death. Love means misery.
February 7, 2025 at 12:21 AM
This took root in his outtie, level 3: the Outie life that we are told exists like a vague emotion in an Innie’s life. Mark cared about Gemma, then poof. Gone. That’s why when Helly shows her feelings, you see a glimpse of ABJECT TERROR in Mark’s eyes. Love means death. Love means misery.
You’ve got Level 2: the subconscious level, the Lumon training, not letting his feelings for Helly fully develop bc he doesn’t think of his Innie Life as “real life.” He’s not there to have a life, he’s there to work.
February 7, 2025 at 12:21 AM
You’ve got Level 2: the subconscious level, the Lumon training, not letting his feelings for Helly fully develop bc he doesn’t think of his Innie Life as “real life.” He’s not there to have a life, he’s there to work.
In S1 of #severance Petey convinced Mark Scout that something was going on at Lumon by playing a recording of Mark S in the Break Room. What did Mark S do to deserve a trip there?
February 5, 2025 at 5:46 PM
In S1 of #severance Petey convinced Mark Scout that something was going on at Lumon by playing a recording of Mark S in the Break Room. What did Mark S do to deserve a trip there?
fully team “helly is helena” because this is the face of someone who’s never been hugged before in her life #severance
January 30, 2025 at 8:01 PM
fully team “helly is helena” because this is the face of someone who’s never been hugged before in her life #severance
obsessed with this theory. can’t wait to see it play out - maybe next episode??? #severence
January 28, 2025 at 6:01 PM
obsessed with this theory. can’t wait to see it play out - maybe next episode??? #severence
Read the Lexington Letter last night and I feel like I wasn’t supposed to know that
January 28, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Read the Lexington Letter last night and I feel like I wasn’t supposed to know that