luluthe1st.bsky.social
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Marco Wormtongue.
November 23, 2025 at 2:21 AM
The airport ladies room in Reykjavik, Iceland.
November 21, 2025 at 7:45 PM
My mom died 25 years ago, so I've been through 25 holiday seasons without her. But this year Thanksgiving Day is on her birthday, which makes her seem even farther away.
November 20, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I paid $23.18 for a pot roast yesterday. It will serve two of us for two meals.
November 10, 2025 at 11:24 PM
My father's eyes. My mother's lips and smile. My aunt's dimples.
October 23, 2025 at 6:48 PM
In Florida, it's been announced that every public university and college must name a street "charlie James Kirk street" or lose their state funding.
October 9, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Thank you!
September 14, 2025 at 8:26 PM
FAMU has canceled all classes today.
September 12, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I saw my pulmonologist 2 weeks ago, and he suggested strongly that I get vaccines for covid, flu, pneumonia,RSV, DPT, and shingles.
No prescription, though.
I'm in Florida.

So do I need to call him for prescriptions for all six?
September 6, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I became an aunt when I was 4 months old.
They'd never call me Aunt when I wanted them to, but they do now, and I wish they wouldn't.
August 31, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Himmler tried to negotiate with the Allies through Bernadotte of Sweden.
The Allies rightfully refused.
When Hitler found out, he had Himmler arrested and removed from all his powerful posts.
August 24, 2025 at 4:52 PM
We have a cat with a face like that. I named her Luna Moon because her face looks like a half moon.
August 21, 2025 at 11:16 PM
That's the Cracker Barrel I sometimes go to.
I've never seen Christ in the parking lot. Most of their food isn't kosher!
August 21, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Where did you find that dress? I want it!
August 21, 2025 at 4:51 PM
One ugly mofo - inside and out!
August 18, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Thank you!!!
August 11, 2025 at 11:55 PM