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jay .ᐟ
@lulumen.bsky.social
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I'm never suffering again unless desire is going on later today | 🥞☕️🔄 | NSFW, freak-friendly zone | purveyor of bioscience and yaoi where they try to kill each other

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Happy wip.... Sunday? He cracks me up
"I dunno. I'm still trying to figure out how to perfect your order." "It's just black coffee." "And it can go from delightfully bitter to disgusting bean water in seconds if you're not careful." "Does that not go for all types of coffee?" "No. Other types of coffee have other ingredients added to them, or are brewed via different methods, so, more overpowering things to mess up. Espresso becomes low pressure bean water. A latte becomes thin foam bean milk. A mocha becomes stringy chocolate bean water. You get the idea." "Clearly I'm a fish out of water when it comes to the culinary arts." "A bean out of water," Akira says, monotonous tone not complementing the absurdity of the words. "What?" "Sorry," he adds quickly. "That sounded funnier in my head."
November 17, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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Discord message of me saying: I hate trying to work up the motivation to stand in the chamber of damp but once I get in there I’m getting such a good grade in being a frog
November 14, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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That’s genuinely SO exciting but also this video popped into my head instantaneously
November 12, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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Why is my gas station emailing me like a desperate top
An email from Sunoco at 2:31 PM that reads: Feeling the joy of a fill-up? [dazzled eyes emoji] Click h…
November 4, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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Missing this thing. He sat in my lap so nice and polite and then bit directly into my sleeve 5 seconds after this photo was taken
Bynx, a six-month-old tuxedo cat, sitting up like a toddler in my lap.
November 2, 2025 at 5:09 PM
lulumen.bsky.social
Good morning
Meme of a woman staring at Goro Akechi posed with one hand on his hip. The caption says “I wish I could kill that man …”
October 31, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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“Hey Jay how’s that school-work-writing-life balance treating you”
Screenshot from Discord of me at 3:52 pm saying “Good afternoon. My brain is so fried atm that I had to sing the alphabet to remember what comes after the letter d”
October 29, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Today was a good day. I charmed my cishet male lab partner into buying me açaí.

That’s about all that happened but it was still a good day for that alone
A dragonfruit açaí bowl with granola, banana slices, strawberry slices, coconut shreds, and drizzled honey on top. It has a bite taken out of it. You know it was good because I couldn’t even wait to take a proper picture.
October 28, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Please look at my best friend’s cat.
Bynx, a tuxedo cat, is being carried tote bag style. He regards the camera with a flabbergasted look. Bynx stands on a coffee table with huge yellow eyes. Bynx has his paws on a person’s leg, looking behind him at something out of view. A close-up of Bynx lounging in a cat tree, staring dead-on at the camera. His ears look especially large here.
October 25, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Happy honey I’m home day
Screenshot from my old Twitter. The caption says “Did you know that even if you don’t say anything he still tries to finish the joke anyway” The image shows an exchange in Persona 5 Royal. Akechi: Welcome home. Joker: …. Akechi: You’re back awfully late.
October 24, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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PRESIDENTIAL ALERT: it is international snow leopard day
A snow leopard smiling very wide.
October 23, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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My lunch. On some preschool meal time type shit yall would not understand etc
A picture of a GoGo Squeeze Yogurt pouch, strawberry flavored. It has an anthropomorphic cow and strawberry snowboarding on the cover.
October 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Thinking about this guy on hinge I matched with and then chickened out of messaging
Let’s break the ice by: 1. Fist fighting 2. Making out 3. Making out
October 21, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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How I sleep knowing my ship can take two at once
Man sleeping on a cloud
October 21, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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An image of a stick figure with the lesbian flag superimposed over it kicking a stick figure with the gay flag superimposed over it.
October 18, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Thinking about Very Concerned Cats
A Reddit post of a light grey tabby kitten with huge bug eyes looking extremely concerned. The caption says “will I ever be able to eat my yogurt alone again??” A Reddit post of two tabby cats, one brownish-grey and the other light grey, standing on either one of their human’s thighs looking extremely concerned. The caption says “I accidentally opened a can of tuna and ate it in front of them before their dinner time. They never beg for food like this. I think they think I’m literally eating a can of their food.”
October 18, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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I wrote a poem about chronic fatigue
"lassitudo" carve this permeating exhaustion from my soul. let me hold your hands while they work, let me tether myself to something whole. it is afire beneath my skin and i want it out; i want you to cut it out. draw me back to a time i possessed an unfrozen soul, the grounds from which rest could sprout. let your hands, warm and real, chip away at me and draw me back to a time when i existed. allow me to sublimate. allow me to become real beneath your touch. pull me from a time in which i have only ever subsisted. there is a hearth beneath my skin, trapped under a glacial exhaustion, and i have this recurring dream where you set it free.
October 17, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Homework: done
Emo smut: posted
Bed: time
A screencap from Persona 5 of Morgana curled up asleep on Joker’s chest.
October 13, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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> a probabilistic nightmare

🚬 5.0k
🚬 Rating: E 🔞
🚬 #akeshu #jjw
🚬 Emo boys AU, drugs, choking

A little something for @kailkuma.bsky.social! Her emo freaks have bewitched me body and soul. I hope I did them justice <3

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archiveofourown.org/works/72387801
Screenshot of an AO3 fic, "a probabilistic nightmare" by me, lumensd. The summary reads: What are the odds Akira's best friend who's also his drug dealer who's also his hopeless crush might actually reciprocate his perhaps ill-advised feelings? Not great, he's convinced himself. Stunningly bad, in fact. So—since this theory is obviously infallible—what's the harm in testing it? Any good mathematician would, and any actuary worth their salt would have no excuse *not* to, if only to calculate the risks at play. Nothing's going to happen, surely. Surely.
October 13, 2025 at 2:25 AM
lulumen.bsky.social
I should be at the club.
My biology homework, which reads: 4. Describe the path of an electron through the electron transport chain. Where does it end up? Two electrons are passed from NADH into the NADH dehydrogenase complex. Next, they are transferred to ubiquinone (Coenzyme Q), which is called a mobile transfer molecule because it moves the electrons to the cytochrome BC1 complex. From there, they are passed to cytochrome C, which accepts each electron one at a time. Next, cytochrome C delivers the electrons to the cytochrome oxidase complex, which pumps additional protons into the intermembrane space. The electrons are finally transferred to molecular oxygen, which is the last electron acceptor in the chain. Oxygen accepts the electrons and combines with protons to form water.
October 12, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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New fic for the heathens soon. see you at [indeterminate time next week]
“You’re fucking insane,” Goro tells him, like it’s news. “You’re *fucking* insane,” Akira points out.
October 10, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Had a vivid dream about akeshuake switching and the only thing I could remember when I woke up was this image being beamed into my mind. This is my favorite flavor of that dynamic possibly ever
Tweet that says: “erm r u a bottom or top [nerd emoji]” bitch I’m having the type of sex that doesn’t even fucking make sense anymore, you wouldn’t get it if you even fucking saw it, straight up faggot shit, like two doms trying to kill each other, do you get it.
October 7, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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When the new hyperfixation hits
A screenshot of Joker and Yusuke outside the shrine. Yusuke looks pleased and is saying “I truly appreciate it, Akira… Now I can survive for another three days!”
October 7, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Little guy in my yard
A brown cottontail rabbit in a grassy backyard standing upright with its ears raised curiously. A brown cottontail rabbit in a grassy backyard with its nose to the ground.
October 3, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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#jayhadestime

Ow. Ow. Family trauma simulator.
Screenshot of Hades from the game Hades 1 saying "Yes. I... Zagreus. I know there have been times... when I've let my mood reflect on you. I showed very little patience. Questioned your judgment, often when my own was flawed. Thus, I apologize to you, my son. I have no excuses. And I ask no forgiveness."
September 28, 2025 at 4:49 PM