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They don't make hazmat suits strong enough
January 7, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Achievement unlocked: heard an old southern woman call it "Traitor Joe's" in the store
December 30, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Inspiring: Virginia quarterback Chandler Morris is getting to do his taxes at midfield with a 60% off coupon on the software as a reward for winning the TaxSlayer Gator Bowl
December 28, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Standing with my hand over my heart as Kalani Sitake eats a giant anthropomorphic Pop Tart
December 28, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Snoop Dogg is older now than Sting was when he appeared in the Super Bowl XXXVII halftime show. Do with this information what you may
December 25, 2025 at 11:13 PM
"Braylon Braxton" is an incredible NCAA 13 regen name
December 23, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Power doink
December 23, 2025 at 2:50 AM
People were saying this was the beginning of the end. Little did they know, 2026 is the year of the goof
December 22, 2025 at 2:51 AM
No one complains if this is the Freebirds World Burrito Bowl
December 20, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Big “I like turtles” energy from Mario Cristobal
December 20, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Michigan and Kalen DeBoer
December 20, 2025 at 4:36 AM
remember "Ott To Go"
December 20, 2025 at 1:15 AM
If 2 shitty bowl games are played but you forget they were even on did they actually happen
December 19, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Looking at the camera like Jim from The Office after I'm found guilty of killing and dismembering the love of my life
December 15, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Diego Pavia looks old enough to be Julian Sayin's dad. And we can't rule it out imo
December 14, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Brutal break for Tarrleton State
December 13, 2025 at 7:59 PM
uh, yeah, no shit
December 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
The Black Swan 2024 Ohio State upset made everyone convinced things were better than fine. But Sherrone Moore has always been the platonic ideal of mid
December 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I got u, 10 year old me
December 10, 2025 at 1:09 AM
good news. the pain box from DUNE is on sale at Amazon
December 9, 2025 at 10:40 PM
No AI, only Ohio State educated brain power. “Jeopardy! Daily” achievement unlocked
December 8, 2025 at 5:02 AM
The rematch we were all clamoring for
December 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
The committee actually did the right thing. Based
December 7, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Sherrone Moore has now hired the two worst coaches of the Ryan Day era at Ohio State
December 7, 2025 at 12:44 AM
House in our neighborhood apparently HUGE Sark people??
December 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM