I often think of the old xkcd about how time is always surprising even though it's literally the most predictable thing in the world. My thoughts reading this were "I'm really glad" and also "I can't believe it's been fifteen years... Jesus, how long have I been reading this comic?!"

As a delivery guy who isn't a racist: Fuck you.

Any headline that ends in a question mark used to be answerable with "No."
Any question headline that starts with "Why?" can these days be answered with "NOBODY'S GOT ANY FUCKING MONEY!!"

("Why aren't millennials buying houses? Why are pubs closing? Why aren't people having kids?" etc)

I once woke up after getting drunk and spending ~$70 on playing cards.

Not playing games involving cards. Just buying decks of cards that were in cool colours or had interesting designs.

"Grandma, you were a doctor when you were alive, right?"

"Yes dear, I was... [A DOCTOR] when I was...[ALIVE.]"

"Great, because I found this weird, hard lump on my armpit. What do you think it is?"

"Put your... [HAND] on the... [BUMP] and... [HUM.] You used to love that."

"Thanks grandma!"

Could we not just nuke them, like the common hurricane?

Find his secret booze stash and we'll all share it,
Find his secret booze stash and we'll all share it,
Find his secret booze stash and we'll all share it,

This is a bad reeeeading!

Find his secret booze stash and we'll all share it,
Find his secret booze stash and we'll all share it,
Find his secret booze stash and we'll all share it,

This is a bad reeeeading!

I've said for years that SOME bullying is a necessary evil. If you wear a fedora and call someone "m'lady", someone should punch you and then you'll stop doing that.

"NON TESLA DRIVER DETECTED! BUY A TESLA! YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS TO COMPLY!"

"I own a Tesla! I'm literally sitting in my Tesla right now..."

"...YOU HAVE EIGHT SECONDS TO COMPLY..."

All the faults of the ED-209, none of the build quality!

Okay, so is this robot allowed to use lethal force? If, as in Robert's example, Gacy goes to grab a child, is it allowed to shoot him? Because that's a murder bot, Elon...

This makes perfect sense - big razor was sick of the infinitely sharp razor hack, so introduced multi-blade razors, which caused pyramids to stop working and fall out of fashion...

Everyone who has eaten processed foods ends up dead. It's just science!

I had a different take on the same material...

bsky.app/profile/luke...

Edit: Yeah, alright, it's Remembrance Day, I didn't check the date. The point stands.

Assumed it was a joke. Checked. The man is 45 years old.