Dogs are an immediate and emphatic refutation of utilitarian thinking. Thank you I will not be taking any questions at this time

With apologies to my hometown, this is truly the city of five seasons, where 3 of them are summer (something like: fall, winter, good summer, bad summer, good summer)

Union guidelines specifically forbid rolling with it. See Section XIIIa Subhead 427.991 of the CBA

Imagining the poor behavior already on display at any WF parking lot applied to the context of dumpster diving is a dark scenario indeed

It’s the repeat of “studies have shown this” that really unlocks the pathos for me