Luke Lowers
@lukefunnyaf.bsky.social
Chicago Stand Up / Sketch Comic / Web Dev | Second City 2025 | IO 2025 | Husband | Dog Dad
Random reminder that the plot of the second Harry Potter book revolves around a boy entering a girls bathroom.
February 7, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Random reminder that the plot of the second Harry Potter book revolves around a boy entering a girls bathroom.
When did we decided that keeping the honeycomb in the honey made it fancier?
February 6, 2026 at 2:51 PM
When did we decided that keeping the honeycomb in the honey made it fancier?
My therapist just elicited this response from me: “bro…was that off the dome?”
February 5, 2026 at 7:38 PM
My therapist just elicited this response from me: “bro…was that off the dome?”
It’s interesting to me when I see people with vinyl records on their wall because they “really like music”. That’d be like me, a software nerd, nailing a bunch of floppy disks on my bedroom wall.
February 4, 2026 at 7:40 PM
It’s interesting to me when I see people with vinyl records on their wall because they “really like music”. That’d be like me, a software nerd, nailing a bunch of floppy disks on my bedroom wall.
It’s interesting if you think about it. Hundreds of thousands of people are protesting the atrocities every single day. Yet there are people who are led to believe that they aren’t protests-they are riots. They aren’t peaceful-they are violent. It would be brilliant if it wasn’t so sad.
January 31, 2026 at 1:18 AM
It’s interesting if you think about it. Hundreds of thousands of people are protesting the atrocities every single day. Yet there are people who are led to believe that they aren’t protests-they are riots. They aren’t peaceful-they are violent. It would be brilliant if it wasn’t so sad.
My job will send me emails with the subject line “IMPORTANT MESSAGE ABOUT YOUR BENEFITS” and the message will be “you have benefits”
January 30, 2026 at 4:42 PM
My job will send me emails with the subject line “IMPORTANT MESSAGE ABOUT YOUR BENEFITS” and the message will be “you have benefits”
Every guy’s thought process when they see their partner, kid, or pet sleeping:
Wow, they look so peaceful…almost too peaceful….let me make sure they’re breathing…oh thank god…yeah, so peaceful
Wow, they look so peaceful…almost too peaceful….let me make sure they’re breathing…oh thank god…yeah, so peaceful
January 25, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Every guy’s thought process when they see their partner, kid, or pet sleeping:
Wow, they look so peaceful…almost too peaceful….let me make sure they’re breathing…oh thank god…yeah, so peaceful
Wow, they look so peaceful…almost too peaceful….let me make sure they’re breathing…oh thank god…yeah, so peaceful
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The White House circulates a faked video to make a distinguished attorney, who in reality was somber and self-possessed, look hysterical and unkempt. Our White House is now the source of contemptible lies, no different from Nazi propaganda.
Anita Chabria is spot on.
www.latimes.com/politics/sto...
Anita Chabria is spot on.
www.latimes.com/politics/sto...
Commentary: This is not normal: Why a fake arrest photo from the White House matters
The White House altered a photo of Nekima Levy Armstrong, a civil rights lawyer arrested in Minneapolis for protesting inside a church.
www.latimes.com
January 24, 2026 at 4:12 AM
The White House circulates a faked video to make a distinguished attorney, who in reality was somber and self-possessed, look hysterical and unkempt. Our White House is now the source of contemptible lies, no different from Nazi propaganda.
Anita Chabria is spot on.
www.latimes.com/politics/sto...
Anita Chabria is spot on.
www.latimes.com/politics/sto...
If you were born 9 months after your dad’s birthday that means your mom doesn’t give head. Have a nice day!
January 23, 2026 at 10:06 PM
If you were born 9 months after your dad’s birthday that means your mom doesn’t give head. Have a nice day!
AI is a corporate tool to breed misinformation.
Think about it, for the first time in the history of modern computing we have computers that are bad at math.
Think about it, for the first time in the history of modern computing we have computers that are bad at math.
January 23, 2026 at 7:03 AM
AI is a corporate tool to breed misinformation.
Think about it, for the first time in the history of modern computing we have computers that are bad at math.
Think about it, for the first time in the history of modern computing we have computers that are bad at math.
There’s a small chance I’ll get to go to the Oscars this year. My money’s on Benicio or Delroy. Honestly, I just want to see Delroy finally get one.
January 23, 2026 at 6:52 AM
There’s a small chance I’ll get to go to the Oscars this year. My money’s on Benicio or Delroy. Honestly, I just want to see Delroy finally get one.
Finally finished Heated Rivalry. Great cast with an incredible story. I’m tempted to call it a modern day Romeo and Juliet. I won’t though.
www.imdb.com/title/tt3549...
www.imdb.com/title/tt3549...
www.imdb.com
January 23, 2026 at 6:41 AM
Finally finished Heated Rivalry. Great cast with an incredible story. I’m tempted to call it a modern day Romeo and Juliet. I won’t though.
www.imdb.com/title/tt3549...
www.imdb.com/title/tt3549...
I guess Andor is just straight up taking plots from The Old Republic MMO…siick
January 22, 2026 at 7:26 PM
I guess Andor is just straight up taking plots from The Old Republic MMO…siick
I’ve been using commas incorrectly so, people won’t think I’m AI.
January 22, 2026 at 5:58 PM
I’ve been using commas incorrectly so, people won’t think I’m AI.
This is the only character Adam Sandler played that didn’t have plot armor. I think about that a lot.
January 22, 2026 at 12:59 AM
This is the only character Adam Sandler played that didn’t have plot armor. I think about that a lot.
You should be able to hit your vape in first class. Extra orange juice ain’t enough no more in this economy.
January 22, 2026 at 12:56 AM
You should be able to hit your vape in first class. Extra orange juice ain’t enough no more in this economy.
My wife works from home on Monday/Tuesday. I work from home all week. So, naturally, Wednesday is a big jerk off day for me
January 21, 2026 at 11:52 PM
My wife works from home on Monday/Tuesday. I work from home all week. So, naturally, Wednesday is a big jerk off day for me
Finished performing at Second City and headed straight to the set to film a night shoot. Just filmed the final scene for a pilot I’m starring in called #YesAnd, a comedy about a guy who quits his corporate job to start an improv comedy troupe. Can’t wait to see the final cut!
August 26, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Finished performing at Second City and headed straight to the set to film a night shoot. Just filmed the final scene for a pilot I’m starring in called #YesAnd, a comedy about a guy who quits his corporate job to start an improv comedy troupe. Can’t wait to see the final cut!
August 26, 2025 at 1:33 AM
A leaf just fell on me. Summer is ending
August 8, 2025 at 3:34 PM
A leaf just fell on me. Summer is ending