Lukemas 🎅🏳️🌈✈️
@lukeacl.com
ಠ_ಠ; if you like water you'll already like 72% of me; abandon all hope, ye who enter here; pilot; programmer; cyclist; shitposter; queer; poly; pisces; he/him/they; 🏳️🌈
📍 australia
📍 australia
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I’m Luke, from Townsville, Australia, married to
@mardukian.com.
I’m an airline pilot in the streets, and a flirty poly programming nerd in the sheets.
I can be a little delusional, definitely a bit unhinged, and I probably (definitely) yap far too much.
Welcome aboard. Enjoy your stay!
@mardukian.com.
I’m an airline pilot in the streets, and a flirty poly programming nerd in the sheets.
I can be a little delusional, definitely a bit unhinged, and I probably (definitely) yap far too much.
Welcome aboard. Enjoy your stay!
The latest season of the The Kardashians trying to normalise Caitlyn Jenner 🙅♂️
November 10, 2025 at 9:51 AM
The latest season of the The Kardashians trying to normalise Caitlyn Jenner 🙅♂️
I watch love island for the plot.
The plot:
The plot:
November 10, 2025 at 9:21 AM
I watch love island for the plot.
The plot:
The plot:
😭😩🥹
November 10, 2025 at 9:09 AM
😭😩🥹
The road to hell is paved with holes.
November 10, 2025 at 7:52 AM
The road to hell is paved with holes.
Sure would be a shame if these kept getting destroyed by something unknown. It's dangerous out there.
DoorDash Plans to Send Autonomous Robots into Bike Lanes.
momentummag.com/doordash-pla...
momentummag.com/doordash-pla...
DoorDash Plans to Send Autonomous Robots into Bike Lanes | Momentum Mag | Momentum Mag
DoorDash has begun rolling out Dot, its new autonomous delivery robot — a sleek, all-electric bot that can hit speeds of up to 20mph.
momentummag.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Sure would be a shame if these kept getting destroyed by something unknown. It's dangerous out there.
Thinking about using the big lights in my house? Don't. It will remove your fingers. xoxo
November 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Thinking about using the big lights in my house? Don't. It will remove your fingers. xoxo
I'm in a super annoyed mood because of stuff and I just consumed an ill timed coffee and it's made my mood worse. I just want to burn something.
a man in a suit and tie is scratching his head and saying `` me ? ... im fine '' .
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is scratching his head and saying `` me ? ... im fine '' .
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I'm in a super annoyed mood because of stuff and I just consumed an ill timed coffee and it's made my mood worse. I just want to burn something.
Imagine being this hated. Imagine how evil you have to be to be this hated at an arena you could confidently expect to normally have supporters. Imagine how much you had to have fucked up to be responded to like this. Good. It's what she deserves.
November 10, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Imagine being this hated. Imagine how evil you have to be to be this hated at an arena you could confidently expect to normally have supporters. Imagine how much you had to have fucked up to be responded to like this. Good. It's what she deserves.
I should call him.
This is the Kola Superdeep Borehole. It reaches a depth of 12,262 meters, or 40,230 feet. Making it the deepest human-made hole in the world... until today when Jon Ossoff dug his political grave.
November 10, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I should call him.
James and I are both. We're the ultimate force.
November 10, 2025 at 12:34 AM
James and I are both. We're the ultimate force.
Wow... Just.. Wow... What a mess.
BREAKING: Senators have reached a deal to end the government shutdown.
Senate reaches deal on ending the shutdown
Democrats are coalescing around a bipartisan agreement to fund the government.
www.politico.com
November 10, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Wow... Just.. Wow... What a mess.
I’m not doing to do an NGL. You ask me questions to my face or not at all. xoxo
November 9, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I’m not doing to do an NGL. You ask me questions to my face or not at all. xoxo
I never wear the same colour socks if that matters.
November 9, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I never wear the same colour socks if that matters.
me rn
Ahs Sarah GIF
Alt: Ahs Sarah on phone in bed
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
me rn
When I see “BBC” referring to the news agency my mind is always in a completely different direction.
November 9, 2025 at 8:15 PM
When I see “BBC” referring to the news agency my mind is always in a completely different direction.
this is where i skeet from if you even care
November 9, 2025 at 8:09 PM
this is where i skeet from if you even care
I’ve been seeing lots of bullying happening from behind the cover of NGL lately. Imagine being so pathetic you’d bully someone anonymously and not to their face.
November 9, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I’ve been seeing lots of bullying happening from behind the cover of NGL lately. Imagine being so pathetic you’d bully someone anonymously and not to their face.
I wish app developers would implement dark mode properly. Half the time it’s so ugly it’s hard to look at. I think the colour palette of Bluesky is nice when dark, like a cool kids code editor. More of that thanks.
November 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I wish app developers would implement dark mode properly. Half the time it’s so ugly it’s hard to look at. I think the colour palette of Bluesky is nice when dark, like a cool kids code editor. More of that thanks.
I’ve deleted roughly a million draft posts this morning for being too much. Seems like I’m on my shit again.
November 9, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I’ve deleted roughly a million draft posts this morning for being too much. Seems like I’m on my shit again.
Get in losers. We’re going to the North Pole.
November 9, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Get in losers. We’re going to the North Pole.
Hoe. Hoe. Hoe.
In my role as Father Lukemas I’m more than happy to give anyone a tour of the North Pole. Just holler. 🎅
November 9, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Hoe. Hoe. Hoe.