I LOVE THE FIG AND CARDAMOM ONE… ugh always such a thrill to pull it

just submitted another application that sucks. whatever man i don’t even care

(i promise that i'm not actually this bad of a procrastinator... i have just been putting off editing my writing sample. due to being a bad writer.)

likely first person to be at the scene of the crime

the only requirement is girl rape

LOL this is what it made me think of

true... maybe she's jacking my style 😑

my thoughtful answer is that it probably depends on if it’s a not-famous situation or not, because obviously a female idol could never get away with having pubes. my horny answer is that it’s hot when women have bush so i would say keep it

it’s these ones 😔

ugh i’m sorry ham, that is the worst

my secret 🤐 hehe

oh my god… might i subtly ask whom 😰

if they’d given me a chance to think about it i probably would have said the chicago bulls music or something. so the doctors could feel hype and ready to win

i had literally never imagined such a thing happening… like why are you playing music. shouldn’t you guys be locking in.

anyway the whole time i was thinking “i hope i don’t die under the knife and have everyone thinking i’m a super shawol” like that one tweet about spotify queuing a bts song

and you could really tell that they thought it was a weird choice. they even asked me “are you sure…”