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Lucy Steigerwald
@lucystag.bsky.social
Write. Edit. Try not to over-water plants. Have cat! Collect too many things. World's worst anarchist. I will write and edit for dollars. Not actually a kewpie (?). [email protected]
A huggable nuke is definitely Fallout merchandise that would exist within the Fallout universe.

I hate and am vaguely offended by this so much that I almost want it.
November 18, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I would love Discovery, the Acolyte, and the Star Wars sequels out of spite if I could.
October 24, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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October 13, 2025 at 8:45 PM
🤔
September 30, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Post you from a different era
September 29, 2025 at 11:49 PM
On the other hand, I have a fashion dream.
September 27, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Uh, nice try, Audible.
September 21, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I wish I'd thought to make these in time for the Taylor Swift shows, just casually mixing them in with bracelets that say "Reputation" and "You belong with me."
September 13, 2025 at 4:12 PM
What are we doing here, Students for Liberty?
September 12, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Ok, surely AI should at least understand how years works.

I mean, the AI supergod sees outside of time! Rocko's Basilisk was right, aaaaa.
September 4, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Oh.
September 1, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Cat grass
August 30, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Ok, I'm sold.
August 8, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Duolingo appears to need help with their English.
August 8, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Or just the most perfect media critique of our time:
June 8, 2025 at 3:03 AM
In the words of my late grandfather, "don't fail to miss it."
June 3, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Wow, Benny, good point
May 29, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Diphtheria graveyard in Montana. I always greet "Baby" when I'm around.

Looking at the care put into this spot. I don't think the commonality of child death made it common for the family.
May 25, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Important update from @apapalia.bsky.social
April 22, 2025 at 11:55 PM
We should not have matched the chair cover to the cat.
April 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Casually checking to see if I should run away to Uruguay, and I'm reminded of the pettiness of evil.

Apparently intersex people also no longer exist.
April 9, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Me: That Zodiac suspect looks nothing like that police sketch, they're just both wearing 1960s glasses. Idiot.
Also me: ok, but why does this British true crime YouTuber look like the missing British teen he's discussing.
March 28, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Two complete troglodytes pretend that they really think today's right is bad.

Has anyone checked if the cartoons have become sexier yet? That should hold Richard over.
March 14, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Kitty does not wait for you to plug in your phone, or brush your teeth. Kitty will nap now.
March 10, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Wait, really? I always assumed it was total nonsense
March 1, 2025 at 7:58 AM