Lucy Brazier
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Writer. Author. Maker of mischief.
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Season One of First Lady of the Keys is complete!
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First Lady of the Keys – The Director’s Cut
From the twee naivety of The First Day, when Deputy Head Porter takes her first nervous steps into Old College, to the perilous brutality of final chapter End Game – we have re-read every word of F…
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October 31, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Season One of First Lady of the Keys is complete!
portergirl.com/2025/10/31/f...
portergirl.com/2025/10/31/f...
First Lady of the Keys – The Director’s Cut
From the twee naivety of The First Day, when Deputy Head Porter takes her first nervous steps into Old College, to the perilous brutality of final chapter End Game – we have re-read every word of First Lady of the Keys together on The PorterGirl Podcast.…
From the twee naivety of The First Day, when Deputy Head Porter takes her first nervous steps into Old College, to the perilous brutality of final chapter End Game – we have re-read every word of First Lady of the Keys together on The PorterGirl Podcast.…
First Lady of the Keys – The Director’s Cut
From the twee naivety of The First Day, when Deputy Head Porter takes her first nervous steps into Old College, to the perilous brutality of final chapter End Game – we have re-read every word of First Lady of the Keys together on The PorterGirl Podcast. If this is your first trip to Old College then welcome – it’s quite an education.
portergirl.com
October 31, 2025 at 7:23 AM
First Lady of the Keys – The Director’s Cut
From the twee naivety of The First Day, when Deputy Head Porter takes her first nervous steps into Old College, to the perilous brutality of final chapter End Game – we have re-read every word of First Lady of the Keys together on The PorterGirl Podcast.…
From the twee naivety of The First Day, when Deputy Head Porter takes her first nervous steps into Old College, to the perilous brutality of final chapter End Game – we have re-read every word of First Lady of the Keys together on The PorterGirl Podcast.…
The long-awaited party is here! But Deputy Head Porter soon finds herself vulnerable… and in mortal danger…
The PorterGirl Podcast | Junior Bursar's Retirement Party lnkd.in/eRRVh9kp
The PorterGirl Podcast | Junior Bursar's Retirement Party lnkd.in/eRRVh9kp
October 28, 2025 at 6:43 AM
The long-awaited party is here! But Deputy Head Porter soon finds herself vulnerable… and in mortal danger…
The PorterGirl Podcast | Junior Bursar's Retirement Party lnkd.in/eRRVh9kp
The PorterGirl Podcast | Junior Bursar's Retirement Party lnkd.in/eRRVh9kp
Deputy Head Porter oversees the preparations for Junior Bursar’s retirement party, but Head Porter has concerns…
The PorterGirl Podcast | Final Touches www.podbean.com/ei/pb-7gdh6-...
The PorterGirl Podcast | Final Touches www.podbean.com/ei/pb-7gdh6-...
October 24, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Deputy Head Porter oversees the preparations for Junior Bursar’s retirement party, but Head Porter has concerns…
The PorterGirl Podcast | Final Touches www.podbean.com/ei/pb-7gdh6-...
The PorterGirl Podcast | Final Touches www.podbean.com/ei/pb-7gdh6-...
In the midst of Degree Day celebrations, is Old College under attack..?
The PorterGirl Podcast | The Best Laid Plans www.podbean.com/ei/pb-2brpe-...
The PorterGirl Podcast | The Best Laid Plans www.podbean.com/ei/pb-2brpe-...
The Best Laid Plans
In the midst of Degree Day celebrations, is Old College under attack..?
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October 22, 2025 at 5:38 AM
In the midst of Degree Day celebrations, is Old College under attack..?
The PorterGirl Podcast | The Best Laid Plans www.podbean.com/ei/pb-2brpe-...
The PorterGirl Podcast | The Best Laid Plans www.podbean.com/ei/pb-2brpe-...
Escalivada salad with roasted tomato dressing ❤️ I think the word ‘salad’ is a bit misleading to be honest, this a gorgeous, full-on explosion of roasted veg, manchego, capers and croutons - nicely finished with a roasted tomato sauce. I’ve chucked in some chicken. A good eating weekend, all in all.
October 19, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Escalivada salad with roasted tomato dressing ❤️ I think the word ‘salad’ is a bit misleading to be honest, this a gorgeous, full-on explosion of roasted veg, manchego, capers and croutons - nicely finished with a roasted tomato sauce. I’ve chucked in some chicken. A good eating weekend, all in all.
Spiced pumpkin stew with slow cooked pulled beef and couscous. Unbelievably delicious!! Another instant favourite from my Spanish recipe book. There’s loads of it, as well.
October 18, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Spiced pumpkin stew with slow cooked pulled beef and couscous. Unbelievably delicious!! Another instant favourite from my Spanish recipe book. There’s loads of it, as well.
Sunken ghost boat (or something)
October 16, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Sunken ghost boat (or something)
Degree Day is here and Old College is at its pompous best! But will all go to plan..?
The PorterGirl Podcast | Degree Day www.podbean.com/ei/pb-3cdhy-...
The PorterGirl Podcast | Degree Day www.podbean.com/ei/pb-3cdhy-...
October 16, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Degree Day is here and Old College is at its pompous best! But will all go to plan..?
The PorterGirl Podcast | Degree Day www.podbean.com/ei/pb-3cdhy-...
The PorterGirl Podcast | Degree Day www.podbean.com/ei/pb-3cdhy-...
Deputy Head Porter stumbles across Hershel and Penelope setting up Degree Day pranks…
The PorterGirl Podcast | Original Pranksters www.podbean.com/ei/pb-umx8e-...
The PorterGirl Podcast | Original Pranksters www.podbean.com/ei/pb-umx8e-...
October 14, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Deputy Head Porter stumbles across Hershel and Penelope setting up Degree Day pranks…
The PorterGirl Podcast | Original Pranksters www.podbean.com/ei/pb-umx8e-...
The PorterGirl Podcast | Original Pranksters www.podbean.com/ei/pb-umx8e-...
As they recover from their near-death experience, Deputy Head Porter is disappointed that Head Porter appears to be being dishonest with her.
The PorterGirl Podcast | Aftermath www.podbean.com/ei/pb-6j7yq-...
The PorterGirl Podcast | Aftermath www.podbean.com/ei/pb-6j7yq-...
October 10, 2025 at 6:55 AM
As they recover from their near-death experience, Deputy Head Porter is disappointed that Head Porter appears to be being dishonest with her.
The PorterGirl Podcast | Aftermath www.podbean.com/ei/pb-6j7yq-...
The PorterGirl Podcast | Aftermath www.podbean.com/ei/pb-6j7yq-...
Head Porter & Deputy Head Porter remain trapped in the burning boiler room… who will save them?
The PorterGirl Podcast | You Can Keep Your Hat On www.podbean.com/ei/pb-p5ykr-...
The PorterGirl Podcast | You Can Keep Your Hat On www.podbean.com/ei/pb-p5ykr-...
October 7, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Head Porter & Deputy Head Porter remain trapped in the burning boiler room… who will save them?
The PorterGirl Podcast | You Can Keep Your Hat On www.podbean.com/ei/pb-p5ykr-...
The PorterGirl Podcast | You Can Keep Your Hat On www.podbean.com/ei/pb-p5ykr-...
Happy weekend everyone!
October 4, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Happy weekend everyone!
Faced with their imminent demise, can Deputy Head Porter come up with a plan to save their lives?
The PorterGirl Podcast | Don't Look At The Light www.podbean.com/ei/pb-w9wz4-...
The PorterGirl Podcast | Don't Look At The Light www.podbean.com/ei/pb-w9wz4-...
October 3, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Faced with their imminent demise, can Deputy Head Porter come up with a plan to save their lives?
The PorterGirl Podcast | Don't Look At The Light www.podbean.com/ei/pb-w9wz4-...
The PorterGirl Podcast | Don't Look At The Light www.podbean.com/ei/pb-w9wz4-...
The May Ball is in full swing at Old College and the glitz and glamour of the festivities fill the grounds. However, Head Porter and Deputy Head Porter soon find themselves in great danger…
The PorterGirl Podcast | The May Ball - Part Two www.podbean.com/ei/pb-ndcaa-...
The PorterGirl Podcast | The May Ball - Part Two www.podbean.com/ei/pb-ndcaa-...
The May Ball - Part Two
The May Ball is in full swing at Old College and the glitz and glamour of the festivities fill the grounds. However, Head Porter and Deputy Head Porter soon find themselves in great danger...
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October 1, 2025 at 6:20 AM
The May Ball is in full swing at Old College and the glitz and glamour of the festivities fill the grounds. However, Head Porter and Deputy Head Porter soon find themselves in great danger…
The PorterGirl Podcast | The May Ball - Part Two www.podbean.com/ei/pb-ndcaa-...
The PorterGirl Podcast | The May Ball - Part Two www.podbean.com/ei/pb-ndcaa-...
The excitement of the ball is palpable - but Deputy Head Porter has cause for concern…
The PorterGirl Podcast | The May Ball - Part One on Podbean www.podbean.com/ei/pb-ahtpr-...
The PorterGirl Podcast | The May Ball - Part One on Podbean www.podbean.com/ei/pb-ahtpr-...
September 25, 2025 at 5:47 AM
The excitement of the ball is palpable - but Deputy Head Porter has cause for concern…
The PorterGirl Podcast | The May Ball - Part One on Podbean www.podbean.com/ei/pb-ahtpr-...
The PorterGirl Podcast | The May Ball - Part One on Podbean www.podbean.com/ei/pb-ahtpr-...
My work colleagues know me very well! A gorgeous birthday present combining my two great loves - food and Spain!
September 24, 2025 at 1:50 PM
My work colleagues know me very well! A gorgeous birthday present combining my two great loves - food and Spain!
Preparations are underway for the May Ball - but is there danger lurking for Head Porter and Deputy Head Porter?
The PorterGirl Podcast | All The Fun Of The Fair www.podbean.com/ei/pb-mkkkg-...
The PorterGirl Podcast | All The Fun Of The Fair www.podbean.com/ei/pb-mkkkg-...
September 24, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Preparations are underway for the May Ball - but is there danger lurking for Head Porter and Deputy Head Porter?
The PorterGirl Podcast | All The Fun Of The Fair www.podbean.com/ei/pb-mkkkg-...
The PorterGirl Podcast | All The Fun Of The Fair www.podbean.com/ei/pb-mkkkg-...
The Dean detects sinister undercurrents within The Fellowship…
The PorterGirl Podcast | The Master's Plot www.podbean.com/ei/pb-s3qkp-...
The PorterGirl Podcast | The Master's Plot www.podbean.com/ei/pb-s3qkp-...
September 23, 2025 at 6:16 AM
The Dean detects sinister undercurrents within The Fellowship…
The PorterGirl Podcast | The Master's Plot www.podbean.com/ei/pb-s3qkp-...
The PorterGirl Podcast | The Master's Plot www.podbean.com/ei/pb-s3qkp-...
Reposted by Lucy Brazier
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Release The Batshit Crazies | Daily Reckless
On Nick Cave's birthday, a stramash-up featuring the King's coronation, The Birthday Party and the films 'Bats' and 'Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas.' see also: https://www.dailyreckless.com/2023/11/30...
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September 22, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Song of the day in the Daily Reckless. #SongOfTheDay
September 21, 2025 at 7:10 PM