The UK government has been paying me to pretend Australia is real since 2006. Here is a photoshopped picture of the Tyne Bridge in Newcastle they sent me to support the claim that I went there.

I also met a guy once who said he saw them filming Neighbours in Guernsey... could be related. 🤷‍♂️

I'll give them more credence when they become the person that 'wrote' that book.

... No promises as to how much though. 😜

‘With words like that, captain, you’d suit wearing black and orange.’ (Asatei)